Have A Rice Day!

so everyone is aware this is my favorite vine my favorite fuckin vine GOD

“I’m so pale”

Chihuahuas are so pointless

mn

Blue is fuckin’ tight.

Well he’s got a point there. 

“Why are making those blue, dude?” “‘Cause blue is fucking tight.” “Oh.”

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

“Tip your waitress”

LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL

Lafayette is perfect!

THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT 

haunted

Person on screen: Hey dude I’ve heard rumours that these stairs are like haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was like 9 or something

Voice off screen: [annoyed] I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.

hazel london is truly an icon

Hazel London: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Her homegirl: Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

wait for the end ohmygawd

I’m am fucking screaming all cheerleaders fucking love Ke$ha

Im the one falling through the sunroof

so calm

excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS  ©

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER PLEASE WATCH THIS OH MY GOD

Does he know how small he is??

omg

ahrned:

im fucking cryingho m,g

Oh my god. 

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

WTFFFFF

Damn daniel 💀 💀

Pllllllease

im WEAKKK