Trying my best. Living life, eating worms. Vibing.

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out

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love wins actually

This works as an answer to the metaphorical problem because the key is for the hedgehogs and prcupines to be a bit flexible about how they position themselves and keep thier spines pointed in such a fashion to minimize poking, just like how in human relationships you have to be a bit flexible and concious of your position relative to others, and to manage your sharp bits to minimize the harm you do to others.

… Sometimes you watch something after watching Video Essays on it and realize ‘Hey wait! This plot point that they talked about was explained?!?!’

… This is a post about the FUCKING LORAX because SO many people are like ‘well clearly there’s still air how is O’hare selling it?’ When the movie straight up says that the air exists, it’s just heavily polluted and he sells PURIFIED air. See also: bottled water.

… Why is this making me feel things Tf?

One reason I love princess tutu soooo much is that it doesn’t shy away from having the boys dance as well, truly it would be super mid if we didn’t get to see badass edgy boy fakir dance ballet with sparkles around him as well

I love seeing the overlap between tma and princess tutu fans because on the one hand you have a magical ballerina princess anime and on the other you have a long form cosmic horror mystery drama but conceptually and thematically they share some absolutely bonker similarities that makes for such fun crossover potential.

Anyways tma fans go watch princess tutu it’s on Amazon or easily pirated just trust me on this

I think if Taxxons could morph they would occasionally morph something small, like a mouse, and eat two entire strawberries just to enjoy the feeling of being full.

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

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on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”

woman walking a husky and a maltese and her arms are splayed out like christ on the cross cause of their opposite temperaments. husky pointed like an arrow down the path and the maltese smelling the concrete with great slow consideration. she is grimacing. this is a new tarot card to me, but just another day on earth

YEAH theres a post that was going around thats like. there are too many pride flags and it’s a symptom of capitalism and consumerism and im like idk man i think maybe the teenager on tumblr makin the genderfae pride flag is not an agent of capitalism i think maybe they are just having fun

like u could say u dont find microlabels helpful and dont want to use them it doesnt have to be that deep its fine

from the response from non mp100 fans to mob winning tumblr autism polls i kinda get the sense that people who havent seen the show think hes a “diagnosed autism at fandom because socially awkward” kind of character and not like. the most autistic character ever written.

like okay. so the plot of mob psycho is that mob didnt have a lot of friends as a child because people thought he was weird for having powers, and when his one friend got kind of bored of him showing off he resorted to repressing the use of his powers entirely to appear more “normal”. however, since his powers are an expression of his identity and not something that exists outside of him, repressing his powers also meant completely repressing his emotions, so he appears completely unemotive until he gets extremely overwhelmed and has meltdowns, one of which hurt someone he cared deeply about and caused him to repress his emotions even more. and because of this unemotive “mask”, as well as his inability to read social cues and general social awkwardness, people tend to look down on him and try to take advantage of him because they refuse to view him as an emotionally complicated person with his own wants and needs, and as a result he kind of internalizes this. and the series is about him learning to build friendships with other people and assert himself and his boundaries more. and instead of the final antagonist being some evil guy trying to take over the world or something its the manifestation of all of mob’s repressed powers and emotions and desires that have gotten tired of being cage which he refuses to let free because he’s terrified that if he’s himself the people he’s spent all this time as his “fake” self building relationships with won’t like him anymore.

like at a certain point it goes beyond “popular fandom headcanon” and into “just actually the plot of the show”

Local Archivist too underqualified and focused on reorganizing to worry about supernatural worm invasion, more at 11

a man, shaking and sniffling: why do you still need feminism….you can vote….and there’s a chance that i’ll go to prison if i kill you…….what more could you want…….