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Blog for my interests, shitposts, and occasional current events. Main interests are Portal, Against Me!, horror games, and space/stars, but you may see more content of Deltarune and Undertale. More of my interests

DNIs are kind of useless, but I have no tolerance for proshippers/anti-antis, MAPs/NOMAPs/Pedophiles/whatever the fuck you call yourselves, exclusionists (yes this includes anti-mspec/bi lesbians and anti male lesbians. Sprays you with a water bottle), TERFs/Radfems, hp fans, zoos, etc. I will block as I see fit.

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sewerfight

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

Man. What the fuck

Usually when I hear news like this it just leaves me dejected but like. This case in particular especially fucking hurts because ENA is literally a huge comfort for me and I loved her masculine voice. Come on.

To All ENA Fans. !! TW !! SA and STDS

The masculine voice of ENA from Joel G's Series of ENA has been called out for assaulting and transmitting an STD to their past partner along with enduring mental and emotional abuse. Please read this callout post if you're able to; do not support RealGamerDuck. This is utterly disgusting, and I want to make sure everyone can view this post, especially if they weren't in the know beforehand. Sorry i'm not very good at tumblr posting, if the link above doesn't work here's the actual link! https://twitter.com/OhTheSunnySide/status/1694837869087527270 Please stay safe everyone.

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eldragon-x

funfact journal 3 implies gf takes place in 2013 meaning bill ciphers been dead for nearly ten slutty slutty years

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eldragon-x

HAPPY AUGUST 24TH BILL CIPHER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR TEN SLUTTY SLUTTY YEARS!!! 👯‍♂️🎆🎉🎊💃✨👯‍♀️

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ponett

i get the point of the polls informally showing that the vast majority of tumblr users have been here for years and barely anyone is new. the problem is that the suits don't look at that kind of data and go "ah, we understand. the majority of our users are oldheads who want things to stay the same. we misunderstood our audience." they absolutely have hard numbers on these things. they surely know most active users have been here forever. but they look at these stats and go "wow, our growth rate really IS shit. we're still relying on an ever-dwindling pool of users who have been here since they were teenagers in the early 2010s. we need to be working even harder to make this place appeal to new users"

the higher ups and investors on sites like this want infinite growth forever. this is why they keep changing the layout to make it look like other, more popular sites, even though we hate it. this is why they try out shit like tumblr live that doesn't appeal to the established core userbase in the slightest. it's not for us. it's also not for the ~5% of active users (if the poll going around is to be believed) who signed up within the last year. no, they're chasing after the hundreds of millions of people who use twitter and the BILLIONS of people who use tiktok, hoping to appeal to them and make tumblr more popular again

this is, of course, deeply stupid. nobody is leaving tiktok to hop on tumblr live. they already have tiktok. and we're on tumblr because we like tumblr, not because we want it to morph into something else. but i'm sure automattic's got venture capital investors breathing down their necks going "why isn't tumblr more like twitter or tiktok or facebook or instagram or" etc. etc., and so here we are

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bogleech

Tumblr is most popular with artists, and the once thriving DeviantArt is barely used anymore except by AI accounts. That's what Tumblr should be taking advantage of. Being a powerful portfolio and networking site for artists. Let people add choice posts of theirs to like a "gallery" feature, like a curated archive. People already try to do this with links to view their art tag or writing tag. Build that shit in!

idk if its because im an adult or like on mood stabilizers but im getting to a point where i increasingly see discourse and its not that i have no opinion or am incapable of comprehending it or why people are upset but i still go "ok well thats fucking stupid" and then move on. like its a nothingburger

its so sad i open a saltmine channel in discord and just go well thats something that doesnt matter at all. i used to love reading saltmine channels i love complaining. whats a guy to do

got treatment for my ocd and now all i talk about is fucking gas prices. are you guys seeing this shit

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I like the found family trope as much as the next person but it really irks me to see so many dynamics forced into replicating the nuclear family. That’s not even an original take. Other people have said it. It just bugs me in particular since I really hate it when this dynamics results in uneven emotional labor between characters who should be equals otherwise

also, trying to shove characters into The Dad Role or This Is The Older Brother Figure completely erases the ever fascinating dynamic of There Are No Words To Describe What We Are To Each Other We Just Know There Is Love