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sabine / audrey. 30 she/her it/its, i love you :)

my posts are not for public consumption, they are but little amusements for me and my funny internet friends. the part of the website with me on it is an autonomous zone. understand this.

all those posts about wanting a werewolf gf (6'+ tgirl to be your new mom, but good this time) are going in the garbage. it's 2023 and going forward the new furry ideal is a suppurating mass of post-calarts shiny eyes and teeth. Not good to look at and not a good person either. The goal is to be tortured in every way imaginable

FURRIES ON HERE: NEED a werewolf with groundedly big titty to step on me and call me a good girl ME: I just got back from hanging out with the version of you from the parallel dimension where they cancelled Rebecca Sugar instead of Shmorky. Xey told me to call you a slur we don't even have here

trans women do have an advantage against cis women in sports but its not because of testosterone or whatever its because god loves them more

George: "They transmuted me Jerry! Transmuted me!"

Jerry: "I know you needed cash but you can't just sign up for any old alchemical experiment! Those guys got no guild!"

Elaine: "Look on the bright side. Now that you're made of pure mercury, you can sleep in a barrel. Save a ton on rent."

(Kramer enters)

Kramer: Jerry! Jerry! Constantinople just fell to Mehmed II!

my relationship with my gf Works bc occasionally we'll both vocal stim by doing banjo-kazooie noises at eachother

republicans: we should ban trasngenders from going to bowling alleys

democrats: we should offer loans to bowling alley employees who are single mothers with at least 3 children and one of them is nonbinary too. so the bowling alley kids can go to computer college.

yoda if he was in lmfao: in the house tonight party rocking is

i need to pay my car insurance in a few days, and my phone not long after. i'm about $90 short on them. i'm working on looking for a job, and might have a place to stay longer term next month, so i'm hoping things will be more stable soon. i really appreciate any help anyone can give, and everyone who's helped before <3

ca: $KayArc

vm: @kp733

pp: @kayleepattee733

do you think keir starmer's schoolmates called him "queer starmer"