Samus with cape
happy indictment day or whatever
Just to fully elaborate, here's what's in the indictment
38 Counts
Imagine your favorite historical figure in the last movie you watched.
Hi. The creator of Spider-man 2099 won't see a penny from Marvel or Sony as they profit from his work. Please consider donating to him as he is currently in the hospital stacked with bills.
Do you love kamen rider even more than usual after seeing shin anno rider like i did?
Yes
It was so good
Some coworkers of mine are current at LIGNA, which is “the world’s leading trade fair for woodworking and wood processing plant, machinery and tools.”
And exactly zero people have made the LIGNA BALLS joke and I won’t either and it’s killing me inside
oh god now we’ve got someone talking about their experience at LIGNA. this is a meeting with like 50 people in it. I’m in a dress. it is the perfect time for a LIGNA BALLS joke and I have to not make it
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
perrisbueller
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
lesbianbritneyspears
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
lordturkeyfist
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
Obsessed with what has to happen to your brain for you to watch witch from mercury and go “OBVIOUSLY this is just a rwby au fanfiction in disguise.” Every day they’re inventing newer, eviler versions of guy who has only seen boss baby
