So I’ve realized my desire to write fanfic is directly tied to my desire to see certain characters get railed
Okay it’s 1000% tied to that
I hâte ads on Tumblr specifically because visually they are tied to the post following them; so I as a rational being that only uses mobile assumes that the content of the ad is relevant and informative of the post about how Kirk had big titties and let-me-tell-you I have been disappointed too many times
So I’ve realized my desire to write fanfic is directly tied to my desire to see certain characters get railed
listen I'm not saying that Kirk and Spock were fucking* but I am just saying that at no point in seven seasons or four movies did Jean Luc Picard start incoherently rambling about how Riker's soul was like his very own
we need the jeremy renner app back now more than ever before
do not separate them…..
Starter Pokémon in Ohio
I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages
Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.
hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking
So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.
Old friends senior blog sanctuary
I just want to get dicked down again =/
“If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead”
I never understood this…like how would we know?? It’s ur dash; I can’t see what was on it therefore cannot see what you didn’t reblog…but like hope you’re good boo
can’t believe I’m only now finding out that hiro suzuhira redrew her anime goth girl in 2020 after finding out how iconic she is in the west
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
st. george and the dragon (1908-9) - briton rivière / the vigil (1884) - john pettie / vanitas still-life (1705) - evert collier / david garrick as richard iii (1745) - william hogarth / micro sff stories tweet
[Caption: the post contains the portraits listed accompanied by the quote from the tweet it links. “St. George and the dragon” depicts the saint’s kill of the dragon, who is laid on top of George’s horse as all three of them lie on the ground; “The vigil” depicts a knight on his knees, holding a sword in front of him before the throne; “Vanitas still-life” depicts a table covered by a king’s reaches (bejeweled crown, pearls, gold, medals, chalices, books, etc.); and “David Garrick as Richard III” depicts the king sitting on his bed with his arm extended with his palm open and holding a knife, looking scared, with a portrait of the crucifixion behind him.
The quote that accompanies the set says: “As a knight,” the king said, “it is your duty to kill dragons.” “Very well, my liege,” the knight said. “May I ask why?” “Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods.” “Very well, my liege,” the knight said, and drew his sword.]