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hi i'm madge \\ 33. she/her. bi as hell. \\ slasherfucker extraordinaire \\ CEO of Mary Goore \\ papa IV acknowledged my existence on 2/20/2022 \\ the band ghost, eddie munson, horror movies, memes, art, writing \\ no minors pls
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Hey!

Did you know that I wrote a book? Because I did! It’s called “A Final Girl’s Survival Guide”!

Check it out!

A group of friends. A road trip. A sleepy mountain town. Tale as old as time, right?
Not like this.
All Ariadne wanted was to reconnect with the people she used to love more than anyone. Rekindle bonds from her childhood. Make memories that she could look back on fondly in her golden years.
But someone else in the town of Ripton Mills had a different plan for her summer vacation, and what was once a simple weekend trip with friends in a remote cabin quickly became a harrowing nightmare.
She'll have to rely on all her horror instincts to get out of this mess alive.
Can she use this knowledge to save her friends as well?

It’s got spooky woods, crude humor, and a sexy, sexy slasher! If that sounds like your jam, it is available on Kindle and print on demand right now!

>>> HERE! <<<

#stuff for lookin at#a final girl's survival guide#book release#horror#comedy#fiction#slasher#romance#my scribblins
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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

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#chittychatty#i'm queuemander shepard
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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3