^ just heard someone talking trash about literary classics
you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism
It’s symmetrical :)
Me when my crewmates and I have been stranded adrift at sea for a week
Ribbon Worm
The Ribbon Worm shoots out a tongue like proboscis to catch its prey and swallow it whole.
Most ribbon worms live on the sea floor, and many hide out beneath shells and amongst mussel beds. This choice of habitat leaves the animals particularly vulnerable to accidental catch and ultimately death.
Should you be lucky enough to spot one of these rarely seen worms in the wild, resist the urge to handle it. And if you happen to find one lurking in your shellfish catch, always release it as soon as possible.
yes, food is fuel. but it is also for pleasure. it is also enjoyable. it is also emotional, personal, intimate. food is fuel, yes, but that does not make you a machine. you are allowed to eat something just because you want it, just because it sounds good, regardless of the nutritional properties. food is a shared human experience bridging across our entire existence. to reduce it to something as simplistic as fuel denies us the emotional connection that food contains. food is fuel, yes, but it is also so much more than that.
when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days
i am going to kiss wikipedia
Wikipedia is a bunch of servers in like a basement
boobs touching, sloppy style, with tongue, etc ..
they should let children get eaten by dinosaurs for rea
thanks for agreeing
me and my buddies are recording foley of each other just in case we ever stop making sounds
bitches love me for my deeply tragic yearning concealed with boyish mischief
L with the T 💖
edit: OP is a trans inclusive intersectional feminist. this post is not for “the overlap between trans men and lesbians” (quote from a terf who reblogged this). this post is for trans lesbians, and solidarity between lesbians and trans people. TERFs and other radfems dont reblog or interact.
hey please reblog this version instead so radfems know they are not allowed on this post!
this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny
