i’m just like sisyphus except instead of rolling a boulder uphill i have to wash my hair
if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot
car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this
i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said
10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!
When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.
my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said "the masculine urge to get pregnant." then stood there for a second before leaving silently.
You’re doing what to your roommate??
yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive
I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature