mother of god
estradiol
Due to personal reasons I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances
- Bilbo Baggins
Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shit
Me 30 minutes later:
all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.
@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.
While you slept, He studied the blade
