Anonymous asked:
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
what if it was all just a dream?
fuck 12
collecting these like funky little bugs..................
more..........
Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’
My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid
Me: yessirrrr
god if there was an alligator outside my house right now that would be scary
i was like wizard high and nauseous with fear when i posted this and no one even tried to save me
god if there was an alligator outside my house right now that would be scary
i was like wizard high and nauseous with fear when i posted this and no one even tried to save me
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death
his big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me
Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things
Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.
that nsfw snow…
My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist
no more of the agonies. have you seen the wonders
psa this post is about mundane wonders!!!!! the everyday!!!!!!!!!!!! your favorite color a soft jacket sunshine rain the taste of your favorite food talking to a friend!!!!!!!!!!!!! you dont have to just wish for them you too can see the wonders if you learn to look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
patrick bateman was just an out of control bisexual man on adderall
He stopped trying to kill a guy and left in disgust because the guy was homosexual and came onto him Charlotte, I don't think he's bisexual
Nothing he did is canon to me
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable