Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

from 2022

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer

brought to you by the value village I stopped at on my way to my haircut.

Edmonton, Canada

New animal crossing UT stickers are in my shop!

been watching more tiktoks from this twink and honestly this is one of the most interesting academic discussions i've seen in a while

just realized the tool i use to download these removes the watermark anyway credit to stanchrissss on tiktok

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

testament about to pull something annoying out of a pool of blood. as they do

testament about to pull something annoying out of a pool of blood. as they do

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I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

Out of Touch

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

Albedo whenever Cyno tells a joke

Lentejitas ✨

Olivine

"Transitioning won't solve all your problems" no but it's a lot easier to deal with all the other shit now that I don't hate myself, so

Me before transitioning: depressed and suicidal

Me after transitioning: still depressed but not suicidal. generally functional. also sexy

Customer: BEAUTIFUL MIND DMV: LOOKS LIKE PUSSY KICK Verdict: DENIED