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jupeter nation secretary of state

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aamir | 18 | he/she | fifartsart on twt
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“it’s nice to know you work alone” 🪐⚡️

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I didn’t jupeterpost straight out of surgery for this to flop 🙄 cmon I knew we were in shambles after that last episode but GODDAMNIT 😭😭😭😭

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Here's some photographic (& artistic portrayal) evidence of the Cree hairstyles featured in my last art piece :)

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twilight sparkle could be the archivist but jonathan sims couldn’t be princess of friendship

It's so funny and my immidiate reaction was "so true, what an incredibly based post" but then as many things start I thought it more and Jon could absolutely be the princess of friendship, bc Twilight didn't even want to have friends at the start of the series, at that point any other pony would have been a better friend than her. The only reason she ended up being the princess of friendship is bc the other ponies kept up trying to be friendly with her and even then she took some time (and an "it's gonna be an eternal night if we don't do this right" adventure) to warm up to them. The rest of the mane six are as much part of her journey to be the princess of friendship as she is, in this essay I will

Here are some tags that shere this opinion, thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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okay I completely agree with your point however jon doesn’t have enough actual friends to become princess of friendship 😭 it took twilight sparkle 6 ponies who all wanted her as a friend and all jon has is his boyfriend, his ex, his dead coworkers, and the avatars trying to kill him. he isn’t even on good terms with the best of them until halfway through the series.

I agree that s5 jon could be princess of friendship but s1-4 jon absolutely couldn’t

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

its not lying if its to employers or cops

and look up ur rights on what they can and cannot ask u many places ban asking about ur record and transportation status and things like that resources will also tell u how they reword sketchy questions so ur prepared

here's a quick guide for Americans with very common interview questions I've been asked:

  • 🚫 illegal: how old are you?
  • ⚠️ dicey: what year did you graduate?
  • ✅ legal: are you 18 or older?
  • 🚫 illegal: do you have kids?
  • ⚠️ dicey: what responsibilities do you have at home?
  • ✅ legal: can you adhere to this schedule?
  • 🚫 illegal: do you have a disability or are you mentally ill?
  • ⚠️ dicey: is there anything we should know about you that would interfere with your job?
  • ✅ legal: can you perform these specific (named and described) duties?
  • 🚫 illegal: have you ever been arrested?
  • ⚠️ dicey: would you like to tell us about any problems you've had with the law?
  • legal in 37 states: have you ever been convicted of a crime?

I recently filled out an application that asked me what kinds of medication I was on. Naturally, I said I wasn’t on any because. That’s so illegal.

Lie on your job applications.

It's not lying if it's to landlords either

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wolfstar gunslingers au

It was synonymous with waking: the scent of bitter coffee percolating over their campfire. Remus shuffled his face closer to the embers, not yet willing to open his eyes to the morning. Once he did, the ordeal would begin in full and wouldn’t be over until it was well … over. For just a few more minutes he let himself imagine a normal day: coffee and eggs if they’d had the forethought to buy them, brushing down the horses, taking their cues from the sun and the fickle will of the western wind. He could make it sound romantic in his half-asleep daze, wrap the ordinary up into the kind of story his father had been fond of.
“I know you’re awake,” Sirius’ voice cracked like the first sliver of the sun over the horizon.
Remus swallowed the sourness of sleep, the last traces of blood on his gums. “You could pretend you didn’t.”
“Then you’d never improve. If you want to run a con, you’ve got to get better at acting.”
“You run the cons.” Remus opened his eyes finally. It had already begun, he thought. Sirius’ mind was on the job, probably had been since they had left the Black estate the previous morning. “I supervise.”
“You’ll have to sully yourself with it sooner or later, Moony.”

read the rest of chapter 2 here :]