hello

best gif in the universe

me when i’m wriggling

Wigglin' Wednesday

WELCOME TO

This was the beginning of shark week

I love being non-binary and so does this lil opossum 💛🤍💜🖤

Cyprus the Microraptor! 🦖🌲

another CraftyIntention’s pattern that i’ve been meaning to do for a while. a challenge, but a fun one!

wreck and rule

Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

>tfw no vaporwave baby

This post is a journey

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

@ikcj nihil

He actually summed it up really well.

My gender is Homosexula

And they’re all Vlad

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

enrichment for the ill

Dee-Four: I think we can fix the dent in the ship but we will need a long sturdy object with a suction cup attached.

Kallus: I might have something…

The “long sturdy object” is too spicy for tumblr so you can see it on A03.

(Kallus fixes dents in his ship with a giant suction cupped lasat dildo and you know it.)

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

Opened my old phone and have, indeed, discovered the one-stop shop reaction image for this entire month.

He’s the personification of what it felt like having your dad try and help you with math homework

It’s PRIDE MONTH and wanting to start with this little remembrance from queer people in the past.

From the book: Baby, You Are My Religion by Marie Cartier