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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
easily a contender for post of the decade
y'all ever seen women nutcrackers? are you ready for this absolute tomfoolery?
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just like real life, she cracks nuts with her tiddies
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official boob post
CRACKER BARREL HAS FALLEN
The meme is real
Cracker Barrel has fallen
Billions must die
this tiktok was supposed to be about her husband quitting porn but all twitter's talking about is their baby on the phone
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
ppl are tagging this post with things like 'ooh i want to meet a woman like this' or with specific characters which kind of misses the point i was trying to make. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. IT STANDS IN CONTRAST TO NOTHING. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND IT.
stopped driving somewhere and got frozen yogurt because i saw a sign for it. turns out you can just do that. like nobdoy can stop you
also it turns out theres no god. bummer
the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura
man people really just say stuff on here huh
Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands
People have been living in the downtown area of Tucson, Arizona for at least 4,500 years. The greater Santa Cruz river valley has been occupied by humans for 12,000 years.
You see this?
That's not a river. That's the South Canal in Mesa, Arizona (Phoenix metro area).
This is a view of the East and South canals. At least half of all the Phoenix metro canals were originally built by the Hohokam (from roughly 200-1400 CE), and are still in use (restored) today.
Phoenix, Arizona actually has more miles (kilometers) of Canals total than both Venice and Amsterdam. No, really. Phoenix has about 180 miles of canals, many of which are built on ancient canal foundations.
below is an aerial view photo taken in the late 1930's of one branch of Phoenix's canal systems:
Also have the "Montezuma Castle," if you need a castle:
I don't need to look at some 12th century European castle to see age.
When I go to someone’s blog I have never met in my life and in their bio it’s like ‘Taken’ I’m like fuckkkkkkk……………. wtf what if I wanted u……….
Maybe Jurassic Park wouldn't have turned into an absolute disaster if the park had hired some actual ornithologists.
Get those dinos some shred toys and puzzle feeders, oh my god, no wonder they're attacking everyone, they're just understimulated!
I love those winter hats with the ear flaps, they're so expressive and they've got so many options for how to wear it. Such as:
Deserted Temple
A monument to long-forgotten gods, it stands as a tribute to the fleeting nature of human ways.
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This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
