all u tumblrers ‘raw me’ this ‘raw me’ that u will get food poisong
So apparently Scarlett Johansson’s response to the controversy over her playing a trans character was “Tell them that they can be directed to Jeffrey Tambor, Jared Leto, and Felicity Huffman’s reps for comment.”
Which I mean, wow, okay - fuck you. But also, really? You’re aligning yourself with them?
Jared Leto’s character in the Dallas Buyer’s Club was a dated offensive stereotype who was called he throughout the movie, Felicity Huffman only got the role in Transamerica because a trans woman who had been cast in the part was fired for not being enough of a draw, and Jeffrey Tambor literally just got fired for sexually harassing two trans woman on set so…really? That’s who you’re going with? That’s your defense? “They’re assholes so why can’t I be?”
Not to mention….. we been mad at them too. It’s not a case of “you werent upset about them so why are you upset at me” like shes making it out to be. Trans people have always been vocal about this.
I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect
“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“
-Mr. T on the subject of his name
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:
me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage
Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man
I’m a dude, LMAO. :p
It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

Lmfao his dying wish is for women to be incubators
Bruh I looked this dude up, and he and his family would harass women going to medical facilities that offered abortions. The article says he’d personally approach women going to Planned Parenthood and “preach” to them too. Good riddance. One less barbarian with Christian brain rot roaming the streets.
On the flip side;
Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.
don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA
gay culture is.
……….well..
And you make for the lost time by being extremely stupid in your twenties and making so many mistakes
Because you didn’t get to be stupid in the protected space of your teen years
Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is
The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro
In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman
to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell
how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?







