okay do yoh guys ever think about the fact that “high quality” is an actual descriptor like theres high quality tea leaves high quality fabrics high quality espresso beans etc but because of advertising everything that is said to be “high quality” on the package is just because it supposedly sells better. but not everything is high quality so it is a lie. a descriptor becomes meaningless because it sounds good. what if we were just honest. why cant you say this coffee beans arent the best but they will do the job. i would be happy with okay if it didnt lie

my autism diagnosis has nothing to do with this

wow! unfollowing now. was a big fan of this relationship involving cannibalism, manipulation, gaslighting, murder and medical malpractice.  had no idea there was a ten year age gap

Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience

take this down

You’re right. Marx wants me to buy kpop photocards. I bet his bias would be Hyunjin too

"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

coworker: [after turning on the lights in the warehouse and noticing half of them are flickering or won't turn on at all] hey james what's up with the lights

me: oh idk i guess the light's haunted

coworker: what?

me, shrugging: light's haunted

[later that day]

another coworker: hey, what's up with the lights?

coworker i was with earlier: light's haunted

other coworker: what???

coworker, without changing expression or missing a beat: light's haunted

thanks to advancements in modern science and education i know how a lot of things work and can explain if asked, but sometimes it's just more fun to apply the exact same logic to the situation as a 14th century alchemist

real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about

Me on my way to the fridge at 1:38 in the morning for a little snacki snaccc

The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …

the Bard will never die.

and this comic is fucking genius.

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

what if i just lost it. what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it

i meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

ok this tag really got me

I was talking to my mom and now I'm curious

I was talking to my mom and now I'm curious

(id love you forever if you wanted to rb)

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits

I laughed so fucking hard at this

I know it’s post pride, but consider

Happy Pride! People still hot