✨arson✨

We know my kittens were born June 2022, but we don't know what day specifically. We're of COURSE going to celebrate their birthday anyway, but we gotta pick a day (says me)

my cat is trying to cuddle up under my chin but she no longer fits and instead I am suffocated under fur

i wish netflix let me create folders under 'my list' so i could be like sort out shows i've watched but am keeping there for the next season

figured out that if a customer is convinced I’m wrong I can just go okay, I’m wrong, going off your understanding what specifically can I do to help now? and they’ll tell me something and I’ll do it and they’re like thank you. that’s all I needed.

is it morally right? well. is it effective and does it bring the customer joy? seemingly yes

when the book’s good but you get the impression you’ll want to read the sequel right away and you’re waiting for it to come into the library so you start rationing the book and coming up with reasons to do something other than reading........ bro there isn’t much to ration anymore send help

i like that duolingo’s family plan advertises as including friends, it’s a nice change from Netflix asking you to spit in a cup to prove you’re related (if you’re adopted you’re out) and provide a years worth of security footage to the day to prove you live in the same household and the recent update to ask for feet pics from everyone to compare physical attributes??? feels kind of weird that you send it to a hotmail address like their budget is going :/

i had a dream where i had twins and i was pretty horrified and uncomfortable but was powering through until i got on an airplane and realised i had to deal with two babies myself and immediately dropped them off at the nearest hospital at the destination lmaoooooo

sorry I came across like i was in love with you in retrospect I see how a whole letter of compliments and heartfelt messages comes across that way but it wasn't intentional I thought I was just being normal nice