pairing: childhoodbff!Jake x fem!reader

summary: in which Y/N has already accepted the fact that she will never be anything more than a best friend to Jake. She’s fine. She’s kept it all together for so long. However, Sunoo is a force to reckon with and he will do anything in his power to get Jake and Y/N together—Oh, and not to mention Sunoo really hates Jake’s current girlfriend, much to the annoyance of Y/N.

includes: fluff, light angst, crack (as it should!) and Sunoo being the bestest friend you could ever ask for… in his own strange ways.

warnings: cursing oop.

featuring: ENHYPEN, TXT and ITZY

status: completed

a/n: the initial thought process for this was that Sunoo would be an amazing best friend LMFAO

extras (memes): one two three four five six seven

director’s cut: one two

profiles 1 / profiles 2

act 1: sunoo chooses violence

act 2: Y/N MY BELOVED

act 3: selective reading

act 4: my [redacted] senses are tingling

act 5: different typa dumb

act 6: mf I’m no Hypno

act 7: he (allegedly) is jealous your honor!

act 8: on the same wavelength

act 9: 🔊 BULLY HIM 🔊 HARDER 🔊

act 10: club hours (read: chaos)

act 11: NOT THE GOVERNMENT NAMES

act 12: SNITCH!

act 13: worst 3 minutes of my life

act 14: RUN SUNOO RUN

act 15: an inch resting turn of events

act 16: I SAID COLOR

act 17: goody two shoes

act 18: you’re stupid I like that in a man

act 19: damn… I kinda don’t care (🤡)

act 20: www.jakeisafuckingdumbass.com

act 21: not u simping again 🤢

act 22: major bruh moment

act 23: you’re an idiot (affectionate)

act 24: two halves of a whole idiot

act 25: Jake is a furry

act 26: baby I'm not even here

act 27: I got detention again

act 28: @ God why me

act 29: Beomgyu aka the resident idiot

act 30: EXCUSE ME YOU INBRED EMBRYO?

act 31: ight imma head out

act 32: F’s in the chat for Jake

act 33: fan behavior

act 34: there goes our best (?) soldier

act 35: 😔👉🏼👈🏼

act 36: tragic back story: unlocked ✨

act 37: are you stupid or are you stupid?

act 38: ugh mondays

act 39: the aftermath

act 40: good mourning

act 41: fucking finally

act 42 (closing act): OUR boyfriend

…

say you don’t love me

— IN WHICH jake is your perfectly sweet Prince Charming trying to graduate high school and you become the bane of his existence

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Pairing: Jake Sim x Fem!Reader

Genre: angst, fluff, enemies to lovers, modern fantasy au, social media au

Warnings: swearing, mentions of bullying

Status: ongoing

Which SYDLM Fairytale Are You From? QUIZ

CHAPTERS

Introductions

↳ Royals & Rebels

Prologue

Chapter 01

Chapter 02

Chapter 03

Chapter 04

Chapter 05

Chapter 06

Chapter 07

Chapter 08

Chapter 09

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

“roomies”

summer

part zero - profiles & intros

part one - rebound sex

part two - partygoers

part three - where’d you go?

part four - moving on

autumn

part five - invitations

part six - in the bedroom

part seven - time to panic

part eight - raise a glass

part nine - after party

winter

part ten - spill it bitch

part eleven - deny it all

part twelve - friends?

part thirteen - gift giving

part fourteen - slight closure

spring

part fifteen - class visitor

part sixteen - (not so) subtle

part seventeen - coming soon

part eighteen -

part nineteen -

summer, again

epilogue -

taglist: closed!

disclaimer! - this smau is heavily inspired by the fox show ‘new girl’ and will include written parts from time to time.

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𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 is back in the boardroom to pitch you a new NSFW Server Collab! Our writers and artists have been putting in overtime with the prompt below …

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡’𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭: Hard at Work

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞? Friday, March 19th at 7pm EST!

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Sakusa and Atsumu- @nicka-nell

𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦

Akaashi- @chicoree

Aone- @des-the-girl

Bokuto- @shannonplease

Daishou- @haikyooot

Ennoshita- @tendouszeita

Hanamaki- @kuroos-babygirl

Iwaizumi- @aonesteddybear

Kageyama- @tsukeishma

Kenma- @toshisins

Kita- @armeeph

Konoha- @suna-reversed

Kuroo- @soft-for-shoyo

Kyoutani- @heythereitsnyxie

Lev- @all-about-seggs

Oikawa- @rocorambles

Sakusa and Atsumu- @nicka-nell

Semi- @strawberryakaashi

Sugawara- @kurinoot

Tsukishima- @hanabliss

Ukai Keishin- @ssrated1volleyballplayer

Ukai Ikkei/Nekomata and Daichi- @terushimooo

Ushijima- @serenitystar2002

Any links that aren’t active once the collab has gone live means that the piece is being turned in late or the character has been dropped!

Meiji-san to Ichigo-chan

he's an enigma, your meiji-san. you don't even know his real name, yet you've fallen for the man you met at the supermarket—until he's gone and taken your heart with him. luckily, fate seems to be on your side.

pairing: timeskip tobio kageyama x afab!reader, nsfw porn with decent plot, 6.9k

warnings: awkward soft boi kageyama, creampie, mutual masturbation, intercrural (thigh) sex, as usual 18+ minors dni

notes: don quijote—also known as donki— is a japanese supermarket chain and it is amazing!!

written as part of my 250 followers event! from a lovely ask by @berna-dette:

writing kageyama was a little difficult so i worked hard to make it as in character as possible. i hope you like it!

thank you, thank you, thank you to @karasunomygod and @vanille--kiss for betaing this for me. i don't know what i would do without you two, i'm always grateful <3

If someone were to ask your favorite place in the world, you would immediately answer “Don Quijote at 2 AM.”

There’s something magical about being one of the only ones in the whole store. After dealing with people all day thanks to your office job, the quiet of the late night store is perfect for you to relax after a long day. It didn’t start as a routine, but a small bout of insomnia months ago led you to discover how nice it was to have alone time while shopping and you haven’t looked back since.

It’s during one of those trips when you first see him.

last updated: idk what day it is

☌ kageyama tobio

☌ tsukishima kei

☌ nishanoya yū

☌ yamaguchi tadashi

☌ kenma kozume

☌ kuroo tetsurō

 ☌ ushijima wakatoshi

☌ satori tendō

☌ goshiki tsutomu

☌ suna rintarō 

☌ atsumu miya

☌ osamu miya

☌ kita shinsuke

☌ bokuto kōtarō

☌ akaashi keiji

☌ iwaizumi hajime

☌ oikawa tōru

☌ matsukawa issei

☌ terushima yūji 

☌ sachirō hirugami

☌ sakusa kiyoomi

☌ aone takanobu

🎀 iwaizumi hajime has quite the reputation; whether it’s good or not, it depends on who you ask. a strange twist of fate brings you two together and you decide that, despite the rumors always surrounding him, maybe you’d actually like getting to know iwaizumi better—even if he might be bad news.

a story about the unlikely relationship between two people, and how far—if anywhere—it’ll go. 

PAIRING: bad boy!iwaizumi x f!reader

SIZE / FLAVOR: 71.5k || fluff, a sprinkle of angst

CONTENTS: profanity, drugs & alcohol, mild violence, slight nsfw undertones but still sfw || slow burn, strangers to friends to lovers, semi-canonverse

SOUNDTRACK: “bad news” by LANY

THE PLAYLIST: youtube || spotify || apple music

NOTES: yes it’s cliché. let me write my damn clichés.

↳ read my extended author’s note!

INDEX:

chapter 1 — acquainted.

chapter 2 — beginnings.

chapter 3 — unexpected.

chapter 4 — natural. (art by @annypuff)

chapter 5 — opening.

chapter 6 — intentions.

chapter 7 — solace.

chapter 8 — possibility. (art by @maewoahoah)

chapter 9 — care.

chapter 10 — opportunity.

chapter 11 — inked. (art by @maewoahoah​)

chapter 12 — distance.

chapter 13 — sellout.

chapter 14 — aftermath.

chapter 15 — pursuit.

chapter 16 — intimate.

chapter 17 — answers.

chapter 18 — parting.

epilogue.

EXTRAS:

ao3 || tip jar || q&a || the playlist #2 (by @cafemiya)

eye candy art: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (by @kyoung-jin​)

 Kingky

Pairing: Prince!Atsumu x f!reader

Summary: getting royal dick on valentine’s day < 3

cw:  body worship, dacryphilia, marking, breeding , praise (receiving and giving), sir/king kink, defaming royalty??(idfk what to call it) treason, possessiveness, borderline yandere, hurt/comfort, body worship, rough sex to soft sex, mind games, sacrilege, slight cnc (barley), former virgin reader, corruption kink, false sympathy, sweetheart to meanie >: ( , idk if this is slow burn

wc: 7.8k

a/n:  for the jj plays cupid event!!!!! Thanks to @alto-march-of-death and @kmorgzz for helping build this story and giving me the title.

Happy valentines day, 

            love valentine < 3

- 18+ Minors DNI

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'til we're home again

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“Home again,” Osamu mumbles. It feels like an impossible dream at this point. What home is there left to go back to? He has no idea.

After a freak series of meteor impacts leaves the world’s surface an uninhabitable wasteland, the last vestiges of humanity seek shelter in an underground military compound. Osamu’s culinary skills are called into action, though the fare is as bland as the monotonous progression of time ten miles below the surface.

Lucky for him, he’s got a crush.

characters: osamu miya x f!reader

wc: 12.1k

tags: apocalypse AU, mutual pining, soft smut, Warm And Fuzzies At The End Of The World, There Is A Child Involved, Osamu Is A Sardonic Nerd, Atsumu Is Also There, I Make References To Cringey 40’s Music, And Maybe Titanic If You Squint

warnings: smut (18+), aged-up characters, implications of massive global extinction/impact events, discussion of loss/mourning, mentions of burns/allergies/anaphylactic shock, lots of food talk

notes: this is my second submission for the Smut Pile Apocalypse Collab AND my first fic for Haikyuu! That’s right, i tried two ENTIRE new fandoms for this one. Kind of diving into the deep end of this one, too (why dip your toe in with quick and horny drabbles when you can just write a 12k apocalypse fic instead?) but i really, REALLY enjoyed writing Osamu this way, so I hope you like him too.

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The dinner bell chimes through a grainy speaker above Osamu’s head as he gives tonight’s mashed potatoes one final stir. He is sweaty and red-faced with the messy sweep of his grown-out hair bound back in a tight net, sticky reconstituted potato crusting the chest pocket of his white apron.

Dinner’s right on time, just like it always is when he’s in charge. As he scoops giant globs of potato into a steam tray, workers hurry around him on all sides, stirring big pots of canned gravy or poking at trays of frozen vegetables, bland and lifeless with the nutrients boiled out of them.

Dinner is always a disappointing affair ten miles underground. But on nights that feel particularly hopeless, like this one, he thinks of Chef Lavigne from Le Cordon Bleu. He was the one who taught Osamu how to make port wine reductions that gave him goosebumps, boeuf bourguignons so rich they made him cry. He sought excellence from every aspect of life. And for most of his career, Osamu strove for the same thing.

It does not take a degree in culinary arts to reheat the same processed foods every day. It does not take years of kitchen management experience to decide how many pounds of mashed potato flakes to cook up for a big crowd.

Chef Lavigne would die laughing, if he could see his best student now.

chapter 9 — care.

m.list || << prev … ch. 9 … next >>

Your stomach feels nauseous as you see Iwaizumi’s opponent eye him carefully, not too different from the way a predator would watch its prey before attacking during a bloodthirsty hunt. Your eyes flit back to Iwaizumi, the dim lighting of the basement-arena casting dark shadows over his face as he gives you one last warning look, before his opponent lunges at him again.

The crowd hoots in anticipation, and you wonder how no one seems to pay any regard for the fighters’ wellbeing; are they just machines to them? 

Time seems to freeze as Iwaizumi’s attacker practically flies towards him at full speed, the moments pausing like snapshots from a camera before your eyes.

“Look away.”

You want to look.

You don’t want to look.

You need to know what happens.

But you don’t want to see him get hurt.

Your heart is racing so fast you think it might shoot out of your body as it continues to sink with fear. Forcing yourself to quickly tear your eyes off the fight before it’s too late, you whip your head around and bury it into Oikawa’s shirt, your grip on his clothing tighter than the anxiety in your chest.

He wraps a reassuring arm around your trembling shoulder to hold you close, though his eyes are still paying close attention to his best friend in the ring.

You hear a loud grunt and a thud as your stomach twists itself into a knot—that was definitely the sound of a body hitting the cold, hard ground.

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↦ genre: smut, fluff; boyfriend!iwa, shy!reader AU

↦ word count: 3.4k

↦ warnings: swearing, praising, soft dom!iwa, shy!reader, choking, heavy dirty talk and slight degradation, and classic me: the guys walk in on you

(Quick disclaimer: If you happen to be an Atiny who feels like this fic sounds quite familiar, I’m here to tell you that you might have read this before but with San instead of Iwa and that’s because it’s the same fic lmao. After some time I came back to this fic and thought that Iwa was the perfect fit for this fic and at first I wanted to rewrite it but then I thought that, since it’s MY fic, I could just reuse it for him SO please, don’t be alarmed – this is my work, I’m not stealing or plagiarizing it. Anyway, I hope you guys like it !!)

↦ Summary: You’re horny but also shy af and don’t know how to ask Iwaizumi to do something about it but he knows you too well and takes care of you (i hate writing summaries but y'all get it, and that’s the whole point, right?)

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“Baby”, Iwa calls for you from the living room, his voice almost a whine as he tries to see what you’re doing without having to get up from his comfortable position on the couch, “you just wanted to get straws, what’s taking you so long? It’s so cold without you by my side”, he continues and with a deep, deep breath you try to regain your composure but fail miserably because no matter how many times you try to cool yourself down, the arousal rushing through your blood just seems to get worse.

in the ring

pairing. Kotarō Bokuto x f!reader

synopsis. Your brother’s best friend was someone you completely hated, though the both of you knew nothing about each other. And when you find out one of Bokuto’s secrets, things get a little messy. The both of you are now trying to keep each other quiet, but you weren’t expecting things to get out of hand. Not in the way you planned.

genre. slow burn, fluff, angst, tiny bit of smut, brothers best friend au, (underground) boxer au, slight enemies to lovers

warnings. fighting, mentions of blood and injuries, alcohol usage, ooc!characters, harassment, akaashi’s a bad brother, smut including: creampie, unprotected penetration, toxic friendships.

wc. 24k+ (im so sorry)

a/n. this is a SLOW BURN!! like literally they don’t start “falling for each other” until 10k words LMAOO. this also took a while to write and me and rae worked pretty hard on it so we hope you enjoy. (did i mention its a slow burn)

playlist inspired by the fic. 

Your friend grabbed your arm and led you down an alleyway, the smell of rotten food and cigarette smoke made your nose crinkle. There weren’t many people around especially since it was nearly 2AM on a Thursday, the street lights barely lit up and various bars and convenience stores closed. 

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Be still, my foolish heart

summary : a hopelessly whipped Bokuto in love with Nekoma’s sweet and kind manager. He would even say it was love at first sight but he tried to tell himself it wasn’t that. After much time has passed, in another training camp, he was planning to confess only to find out you were already dating one of his closest friends, Kuroo. But what he doesn’t know, was that Kuroo knew about his little crush on you.

words: 4.7k

contains: Bo being a cute in love babie. nsfw, voyeurism, size kink, Dom!Kuroo, polyamorous

Characters are 18 ( age of consent)

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‘be still my foolish heart, don’t ruin this on me’

an ‘A’ with a kiss

summary: An intentional lowering of grades led Kuroo Tetsuro to be tutored by none other than the team’s manager, his classmate, his crush. You. It was supposed to be a normal study session…he really had no idea he’d find himself with his head between your thighs and that it would lead to something more. Something he’s only ever dreamt or thought about.

words: 4k

warnings: smut. Loss of virginity (reader), characters are of age of consent. Unprotected sex ( wrap it before you tap it okay).

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𝘽𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙡𝙮𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙨.

Chapter 1

𝐷𝐿𝐴 𝑆𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐸𝑆 𝑀𝐴𝑆𝑇𝐸𝑅𝐿𝐼𝑆𝑇.

💌 ; since this blog is a dark content blog some of the works in this series will be including dark themes. all of them will be tagged with #mudedc if you’re uncomfortable, please blacklist the tag. i’ll also be tagging everything accordingly, if you want me to put a trigger warning (other than i already tagged) let me know! reblogs are highly appreciated, thank you!

🏩 ; i’ll be taking requests for the characters that aren’t listed— it’d be really good if you can specify your requests. i can’t give you an exact posting time about your request but if i plan it, i’ll add it to this list.

💬 ; this is a dilf series so there will be age gap between characters in every work that i post, i’ll be specifying the reader’s occupation (student, teacher, lawyer, etc.) in each post. reader is not underage!

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