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Flexibility 💜

When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Gf: 

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Me: (Opens the door)

Me : Oh My Fuck….

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

GF: (Busts the door down)

GF: Give me my dick right now

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Me: Lets get it!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

this deserves a thousand reblogs

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The best post on here 😂😂

Funny every time I see it lol

I missed this

Never forget

Lmao

Pokemans

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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reblog if i’m allowed to submit nudes to ur inbox 😉😉

holy fuck this got so many notes and made me gain like 100 followers!! you guys are the fucking best

“ you got a wig on “ 😭😭💀

Lmfaoooo the observation

If a man or women tell you anything there’s always a reason to doubt it. When a baby says something, believe them every time.