Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles

twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time

anyway here's this

Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

Me ending a text without a period vs me ending a text with a period

With all due disrespect anyone who thinks a full grown adult can survive off of 12$/hr in 2023 should die

owned

evicted

This has no right being this fucking funny

Shut up biiiitch I don't care if you're gonna kill god

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN

this is so sweet 🥹🥰

This is what scientists call the "stupid bullshit zone that sucks and is bad"

This is what scientists

call the “stupid bullshit zone

that sucks and is bad”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

T Count: 23

Letter Count: 207

Your T Percentage: 11.11%

Average T Percentage: 10.25%

You used the letter T 1.08 times as much as average!

You used the letter

T 1.08 times

as much as average!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.