A Lois Lane who pictures herself as a modern woman. She’s especially proud of being polyamorous. She has two boyfriends! Consensually! She read the Ethical Slut! Of course her boyfriends don’t ever seem to meet each other and she really wants that. She’s starting to get worried her one boyfriend with all his Kansas charm might be a bit small minded. If she could just get them in the same room together! She knows Superman and Clark would hit it off!
you called???
shit not you
ok and???
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE
don't do this to me
im here too!
joke is over
im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn
AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME
no i am
i am simply a ghost now
no dats me
this post is rapidly spirally out of control
Spirally
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
yes :3
we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST
and breadsticks are its BONES
ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins
its organs are CALZONES
LASAGNA plates its armored hide
and should the hero dare
you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung
with garlic angel hair
The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:
- Amazing Grace
- Pokemon theme song
- Gilligan's Island theme
- House of the Rising Sun
- O Little Town of Bethlehem
- Joy to the World
Feel free to add any favorites!
watched this for the first time when i was 14 i think? it saved me
Knew what this was before I clicked and had to watch the whole thing again.
If you haven’t seen it, now’s your chance!
ten years later still get shook
The universal urge--young and old--to pretend you're the one conducting
Explaining to all companies that the three requirements for me to use a social media with any frequency are:
- A chronological follow-only feed, ideally which I can set as default
- Anonymity (my real name and face are not required)
- Have a desktop version
You may call me boomer or whatever but if a social media doesn’t have bare minimum these three things then I will never use it ever. I won’t even make an account. You can suck at everything else but these are non-negotiable. The fact that they are anathema to profitability does not matter to me. If you cannot provide me these three things then I will simply not use any social media at all.
Sir Robin Blyth and Sir Edwin Courcey fanart from A Marvellous Light ❄️
not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f
Helpful tip:
If you have the post date option turned on you can click the date and it will take it to the original post like before. It's annoying, unintuitive, and harder to click but it should work on mobile or desktop
this is the most ridiculous possible workaround thank you SO much tumblr user suffusionofyellow for sharing
Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them
Daughter and father 🥰 p.s. Poland has the red poppy as the national flower ❤️
Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I'm imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park
i think we as a society went through a period where people watched every marvel movie because they’re marvel movies. So, which of these movies was the last one you watched before only watching Marvel movies you’re genuinely interested in seeing?
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I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.
Time to drop some links again.
– https://searchmysite.net/ Search engine for the indie web, personal websites, digital gardens. You can also find them in websites like Neocities, Indieweb, Blogarama, and write.as. There is also a big list of personal websites.
– https://search.marginalia.nu/ Search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and promotes websites that aren’t usually at the top of the list.
– https://www.worldcat.org/ Search engine for items in libraries (books, but also maps, articles, sound recordings, theses, etc.)
– https://scholar.google.com/ Search engine for scientific papers, reviews, etc. It’s still google, but a lot better than the normal search engine counterpart.
– https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_search_engines A list of search engines sorted by subject, area, and more. If you’re searching on a specific area, it might be worth checking if there is one focused on that area.
– https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_academic_databases_and_search_engines A list of academic databases and search engines.
– https://tineye.com/ Reverse image search alternative to Google’s. Also, P.S.: Please stop using Google, and start using more privacy focused search engines, like DuckDuckGo or SearchX (opensource; personally haven’t used it yet, but it looks promising for privacy-focused users)
That Google and Meta can get away with this during an era of intense misinformation and disinformation signals that we cannot rely on large tech companies to provide reliable access to information and news:
exactly
on the announcement that Disney+ is removing a plethora of shows and films from its service, please read these tweets from Willow writer John Bickerstaff. this is not a tax writeoff like Batgirl, because these projects have already been released. this is a move designed to cut off financial support in the form of residuals, and break the spirit of the strike. here is the deadline article that lists the films/shows that will be removed.
as always, donate to the entertainment community fund, vocally support the WGA online and irl, or join a picket in a major US city if you can. let them know they can't keep getting away with things like this.
i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
OK! OK!
