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Because your friends aren't gnomes

And if they're not gnomes, well...

they should probably die

I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.

edits of this get passed around a lot but the original version of this is so funny to me like this was made by literally the only stoner in the world who doenst love hamburger

Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

#oh is it time to repost this susan kare photo again

Important addition y’all

friendly reminder that if you're in your 20s and don't have your cutie mark yet then you're broken, you're a failure. and you're not going to make it

pony roleplay blogs on my post trying to curse me

thanks davinki twins..... i needed that great post keep it up guys

So tired I'm going to bed tonight

Pregant* Giving birth*

come on

she's just sitting on the fucking floor

movie night

update: they finally watched minions

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

Hey.

The most day ever

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

dark brotherhood semen retention theory

this holds no water they’re fucking 24/7 in that cave

but they arent cumming

boy now????

boy NOW

Oh.. well met, traveler. (You notice me skinning and field dressing a grinch carcass strung up by the rafters of the cabin) Oh this? Yeah bagged it just this morning. Male, not too old. Meat's gonna be good. (I stare, somewhat detached, at the grinch corpse hanging in front of me for a moment before plunging my knife through its heart) Fucking sickos. You know they hate Christmas? That time of the year where good kids get presents and, heh, well.. when adults get egg nog. (Quiet slicing and carving sounds, bloodlust professionally but barely contained) Wind's howling,