The Fernz

You ever just look at a man and if you could just pick up your vagina and throw it in his direction you would?

@fernzzzzzz

Bet

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

In video games, you’re probably a boss character to all those menial enemies you slaughter

Alone by yourself isn’t as lonely as being surrounded by friends and family who don’t ever hear what you are saying.

— Margaret Atwood

— Charles Bukowski

We don’t appreciate enough our ancestors who figured out what we can and cannot eat. Like imagine trying lettuce for the first time and hoping you didn’t react like your sister who tried the poison ivy.

Water is a crazy motherfucker. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your ass, but you need it to live.

@un-extraordinary-cellz