In The Princess Bride (1987) Westley rightly predicts that everyone will be wearing masks in the future.
A mosquito, but instead of buzzing, she instead keeps you up at night by clapping her dummy thicc ass cheeks.
Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>
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please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids
wakeupontheprongssideofthebed
“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté
I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says
Met a dude at the range today training for horseback archery, who can really only be described visually as Hungarian Legolas. Turns out he does laser engraving in town so we’re trying to figure out what parts of our craft businesses intersect. (people who show up to him sometimes need lettering work, sometimes yall ask me for non-paper goods done up fancy in ways i Cannot etc)
Oh also if you’re wondering “how does one train for horseback archery in a range” the answer is
chair
He uses a thumb ring to shoot, and has informed me the quiver is a Hungarian style
EDIT
the reason the quiver is held over your lap like that is because on horseback, the way you’d normally hang a quiver is really fucking awkward to get arrows out of
been watching wallace and gromit shorts and goddamn that dog puts up with so much shit
the funniest thing about wallace and gromit isn’t the slapstick stuff, it’s gromit’s “what fresh hell have you created this time” face every time wallace does literally anything
master-bison
This feels like the polar opposite to that QUALITY cabbage animation.
Awww yes, it’s skijoring season in Colorado. I hope I get to go watch this year.
How the chicken-fried FUCK did I not know about this before? I am delighted.
any of us could be chosen to be disney's next first gay character... be careful kings
Because he bought it at the same time that Barry bought his, we know that Garfield has owned a body-cloning pod for approximately ten years as of Story and Song. There is no fucking way that our favorite unknowable lasagna cat merchant just quietly held onto that device for a decade before he convinced any customers to barter with their blood; therefore, we can reasonably assume that Garfield has committed numerous necromancy crimes. Yet he still appears in several liveshows, implying that either he has been pardoned for these crimes, or more likely, Faerun’s three incredibly powerful reapers have been unable to best him in a test of mercantile wits and bring him to justice. In this essay I will -
Garfield is responsible for the town of Tom Bodettes
now THIS is a theory I can get behind
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
You know, given a. the current popular resurgence of Dungeons & Dragons, and b. the fact that Record of Lodoss War is one of the first mainstream animated serials to be explicitly based on its creator’s D&D campaign, it’s not 100% surprising that the franchise would be revived in some form – but I’ve gotta admit that a retro Metroidvania is not the form I would have predicted.
@dizzyhmuffin replied:
Wait. This is an official thing, and not just a fangame like Luna Nights?
Not only is it official, it’s apparently canon. The game is part of the franchise’s 30th anniversary project, and takes place during a timeskip in Record of Lodoss War: The Pledged Diadem, the yet-to-be-translated novel that was released last August; the game was intended to enter early access in Q4 2019 in order to coordinate with the novel’s publication, but was pushed back to Q1 2020 due to Reasons.
Look, if you’re making a Metroidvania where the protagonist wears a cape, you are required by law to go full Alucard.
“You will pay for this, Karen.”
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haute couture
They’re the same picture
Hmm……
It’s in the eyes.