Who are you people

whaaaaaat???? Where? Huh? When? What?

I think you can be so concerned about other people's feelings and how your actions effect them that it circles around to being selfish again because you're so absorbed in what you're doing that you don't pay any attention to what's going on with others. Which is a very mean trick, because it's usually because you were very scared of being selfish in the first place that it happens.

Tragically in order to become a selfless person you actually have to focus on yourself sometimes, but in a different weird way where you're kind about it. Unfair. Not clearly outlined in the instructions.

Now I don't know jack shit about Taylor Swift and what little I have learned has been against my will, I don't much like her music and something about her persona rubs me the wrong way so I try to avoid anything having to do with her as much as possible.

But I will say there's a small pert of me that does kind of want her to come out as a lesbian out of nowhere because this website in the immediate aftermath would be going absolutely fucking craaaaazy and I wanna do the thing where I'm eating popcorn on the sidelines reading wild takes I have no context for and going "wrow"

I can try! To be honest I don't have a ton to say, im not the most knowledgeable when it comes to the Lore(tm) and I'm mostly making stuff up with each drawing I do, whatever makes the initial concept or joke work.

So what I have is this:

He's not physically powerful but he has a lot of speed, flexibility and endurance and mostly focuses on avoiding fights and being a good detective, and when a fight is unavoidable he leans a lot on technology and being a pragmatic fighter so he can take people down quick with minimal risk. I don't know much about martial arts but his fighting style is probably similar to Akido?

The Joker is less of a huge villain, I have nothing against the character I just feel like he gets leaned on too much in batman stories, like an overexposure thing. He was a gangster with a gimmick who become a problem every once in a while but he was never Batman's arch nemesis. (That would be two-face, they got the most personal history). After the Jason Todd of it all Bruce stuck him down a stinky hole and no one liked him enough to help him get out.

There's not actually a huge age gap between Bruce and Dick, only about ten years, and the father/son relationship is getting slightly more awkward as time goes on. Like it's one thing for a 22 year old telling a twelve year old what to do, pretty different when it's a 35 year old trying to lecture a 25 year old. Dick respects Bruce immensely but he's getting frustrated with Bruce not seeing them as peers yet, and it's part of why Dick has physically distanced himself. (Some familial relationships improve so much when you live in different cities)

He's in an on-and-off again relationship with Selina, who has her own apartment but splits her time between it and the Wayne manor when they're on, and sometimes even off (Alfred usually let's her in regardless, when she feels like using the front door). They're just two very independent people who do love each other but every so often need their space and don't know how to communicate that constructively.

What else what else... Babs is Oracle but her spine was injured in a different way, probably while kicking ass and saving lives.

Bruce is better friends with Diana than he is Clark because Clark has a little bit of a country chip on his shoulder when it comes to wealthy property owners and Bruce isn't jazzed about the press. Its getting better with time though!

Bruce is very good at masking (I mean, clearly, he has to fool everyone with Brucie after all) but his relaxed affect is very blunt and not outwardly emotional. This does not mean he's always brooding or overly serious, he just has resting bitch face and his sense of humor is very dry. His family can read him pretty well but most other people just assume he's perpetually pissed.

Uuuuh thats all I can think of off the top of my head, hope you like it!

Also boop

something I really dont get, when a chracter whose gender identity is a lil ambiguous gets headcanoned as a trans man or nonbinary or even gnc by some people, and then a bunch of other people get all up in arms about how theyre trying to erase a strong female character and “just let them be a woman you misogynist” and shit like that and Im like.

Why do they specifically have to be a cis woman for their story to resonate with you?

now im not transmasculine but I know a lot of transmasculine people have experienced a lot of the same shit a lot of women have to deal with, because the overarching powers of the world we live in dont want to recognize them as anything other than women as well. Transmasc people do have to deal with mysogyny, with pressure to just be feminine in a “normal” way, with threats against their ability to control their own reproduction, with people trying to squash them into a restrictive little box and control every aspect of their lives, with threats of violence if they deviate.

I dont want to insinuate its all exactly the same, transmasculine people obviously have their own specific contexts for it, but like, it fucking resonantes, doesn’t it? Do you really see nothing to relate to? Does all of that extremely recognizeable bullshit just… not count anymore when it’s happening to a dude? We dont have a monopoly on this, it happens to trans guys all the time. Hell it happens to a lot of cis dudes! And transfeminine people! Most people actually! so many fuckin’ people are effected by sexist heteronormative fuckery, and I think its kinda messed up that the only time you can empathize with it in another person is when they look and act exactly like you.

im so sorry to everyone who booped me and didnt get a boop back, there are simply too many for me to keep up with, I did as many as I could! Sorry sorry

I think that's just canon!

Most depictions of catwoman I've seen, when we get to go back to her apartment or wherever she's living, usually show her with a truly absurd amount of cats milling about. (I love her so much, I do, but as someone who has lived with multiple cats before, her apartment must be raaaaaank)

At least they'll have much more space in the mansion, and the litter boxes can be kept more out of the way from the living areas. I just hope no one in the extended batfam is allergic

ooooh no no no I'm not the bat, I'm not nearly that smart, I'm the raccoon, the team artist! I made all the little animal sprites and banners and things.

Im glad you like our channel! It's a labor of love <3