i’m not sure what he was serving but he was serving it
cunt
Definitely cunt
Coconut Head walked so Will Byers could run
my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw
anomalous-heretic
Man, I’m an shitty soup.
please do not defecate in the bathtub
Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.
rabioheab-deactivated20200416
son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed
“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”
angerylesbian
a true american hero
gentle reminder: you are loved and appreciated by so many people
Okay I hate retail but shoutout to my boss for not being a giant dick which includes:
• taking us all out for dinner and drinks tonight to thank us for dealing with the first week of December rush
• a guy sexually harassed me at work and I laughed it off but the boss had him banned from the entire mall premises
• he’s kicked people out permanently for yelling at me and coworkers
• i have a driving lesson in the middle of a shift next week and he’s coming in on his day off to cover it for me
• he buys us coffee from the local cafe every morning bc “how the fuck could we survive customers without it”
like thanks for making retail slightly less shitty bro
• has started hostile warfare with the shop across from us because they’re homophobic to the sweetest barista there who came out as lesbian, so he lets her hang out with us on all her breaks and also hung up pride flags in direct view of them and overall does his best to undermine them in any way possible
your boss sounds awesome
his name is Luigi which makes this 100% funnier
I think what made the Mythbusters special was this: of course they would always ask, and test, “could the circumstances of the myth produce the described result?” but they ALSO always took the extra step to “under what circumstances, no matter how extreme, could the described result be achieved? ” and it was fucking spectacular every time
Me explaining that guys deserve their tiddies sucked
"Are boobs at all not boobs enough?" - Sappho
A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.
i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind
“Cock Penis”
fucking stop.