Sad, Justin Schmidt of the insect pain scale passed away
Pour one out for a guy who was REALLY committed to science.
anemones seen here using specialized body growths called acrorhagi to attack each other during an argument in the intertidal zone.
Anthopluera xanthogrammica San Mateo county CA, Aug. 2015 / T3i /
my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those
that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.
"This crystal is good for such-and-such organ!" oh yeah name 3 of that organ's functions
"This will cleanse your body of toxins" Oh? Which ones? What are their names? Why are they bad for you? What symptoms do they cause?
This is the only good addition to this post
oh god I have zero points, I am pointless and ancient and gentle
That’s Odin
ME: ☝️ no it isn’t
YOU: but that’s clearly-
ME: [sotto voce] Odin gets upset when he feels he isn’t tricking people, just indulge him. [loudly] hail and well met, ordinary subway peasant
ODIN: [to self] the fools…
“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinarily by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.
we need to respect a beautiful womans choice to have the most wonderful cringefail husband in the world. ok.
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if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way
if you don’t wanna fuck me even more when you find out I’m fucked up and weird then that’s something wrong with you not me
mrspider-deactivated20221213
if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
the most important question you can ask yourself when designing a magic system in fiction is "wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened"
your first priority when developing a magic system should be to make it as cool as possible. your second priority should be making the audience sick to their stomach.
