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feral possum posting

@feral-possum-posting

let me sleep oh my god | he/him | I'm certainly not worth your time

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

Plants what now

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

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Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

SHUT UPPPP

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

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Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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You guys remember when Nintendo made game cartridges taste nasty so kids wouldn't eat them and then a bunch of people filmed themselves licking them? This is like that.