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I stole this from the wikipedia page about cheddar cheese. Those are cheeses aging in a cave.

Why is Santa there?

It’s a cave.

why isn’t this on @wikipediafoods

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asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

i hate it when hot people are cast as villains like yall make it harder for me to show basic human decency

doorbell: *rings*

me:

“fuck you my child is completely fine” your child kins someone from gotham

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

better concept: necromancers wearing heelies under their robes to achieve that Creepy Glide™

Someone: romance is dead Me, a very lonely necromancer : really??

asking my friend about penis curses hoping  hell block me on facebook

i hate when my friends support me

He pretends like he’s chewing to communicate that he’s hungry! 

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where is his shirt and pants

I get road rage walking behind people.