⚠️ danger ⚠️
shirt that says "men want me, fish fear me" and has the bear pride flag on it
what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite
when i say people should be allowed to have weird kinks i do mean whatever ones you're thinking we should be excluding, by the way. there's no fucking hidden message there
when ppl say "oh but when we say this we don't mean THESE ones" like no. i was saying what i meant. i didn't know you weren't?
Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head
friendship bracelets for the gaang <3
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A former adult film star recently came out as asexual, and all I’ve seen is aces nodding and being like “makes sense” and non-aces being confused out of their mind.
So…people still don’t know what asexuality is I guess.
And the number of ace-spec people involved in creating erotica novels at this point is an inside joke.
My best idea for these people is “have you ever eaten when you’re not hungry?” And also “can you cook with the intention of serving the meal to someone else?”
Just because you don’t actively want, need, or feel connected to something doesn’t mean that you can’t and don’t engage with it. In fact, it may put you in the perfect position to be analytical of it without being personally tethered to it and can take a step back to actually look and try to understand it.
ungrounding techniques. what do you not see. what don't you hear. close your eyes and imagine something really scary in front of you. spin around until you are dizzy then scroll on your phone for 3 hours straight.
how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major
obsessed with these
i have so many of these. this isnt even a quarter of them
This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.
The best thing is the tail going when they look back at the stack. It’s just like “well that was fun…. THERE’S MORE”
[Video description: A grey cat is sitting by a sink next to a shelf with a pile of towels on it. The cat reaches over to the top towel and grabs it with a claw. It dangles for a moment, and then the cat drops it on the floor. The cat looks at it for a moment and then looks back over at the pile, grabs the next towel, and drops that one, too. It then proceeds to swipe most of the pile onto the floor and looks into the camera as the video ends. There is no sound. \End description]
ugh, okay, unfollowing. i had no clue he chopped down the entire forest and drove out all its wildlife and caused near ireversible damage to the worlds ecosystems just to make some fuzzy shapeless “thneed”
C'mon guys, I think we’re blowing this way out of proportion. I mean h
How bad could it
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Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns
*her pronouns
*his pronouns
this has no right being as intense as it is
i clicked just the hear the song i knew i was gonna hear
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hey quick question, if my enemies threw a party would you light the candles would you drink the wine while watching television watch the animals and all the tragedies and sell your arteries to buy my casket gown? well, it better be black and it better be tight and it better be just my size. just fyi.
Colour blindness test
hotbully
Fuck you
