mosquitos have to target people with a histamine intolerance because they know it will make them suffer even more. it’s like a fun little game to them
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis
DAILYFLICKS 30K EVENT: FAVORITE 90s FILM PER MEMBER ↳ THE MUMMY (1999)— Nan (@aemma-arryn)
Know this: this creature is the bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop.
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now
This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.
wonder woman out here still saving lives
if you claim to be a dilf lover and then call a guy with male pattern baldness ugly i’m throwing u into a cement mixer full of legos
its called peace and happiness and kindness and joy and simple fun. Its called a Good time
my little kitty cat has started taking an inhaler
my guinea pig needed ointment a while back
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!