So there was this dudebro by the unicorn making fun of how "sissy" it was. The horse actually moved closer to him. And I was all "You know, unicorns are attracted to virgins" and everyone laughed. The dudebro got so red and fled the scene. Don't mess with me at Renaissance Festivals I am in my element
Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.
“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”
Looks like a Cheeto with a plan
Are you telling me happiness actually WALKS to get there. No wonder I’m depressed.
the-last-hair-bender
This is the cutest fucking thing.
What I’m seeing is that happiness is cheetos and green tea ice cream and I am frankly hard pressed to disagree.
ravencrowneversmiles-deactivate
This is definitely my favorite one.
operationsharkwaffles
oh this is wonderful
becausethatshowyougetants
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned
gingerinahandbasket
Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban
marvelousmistermoustache
Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20
artbymoga
Harry Potter and the half-baked prince
floating-head
Harry Potter and the Dank Hallows
slbtumblng
HUFFLEPUFF: “Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.” –Turkish proverb
Source: harrypotterhousequotes
Beauty and the Beast but they’re lesbians
And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay
Do you ever feel like no one would care if you just disappeared? Not like completely. I mean like "These people wouldn't care if I stopped going to this thing" or "These people wouldn't care if I stopped talking to them." And it's honestly the worst feeling in the world. And you don't want to tell anyone because you don't want to come off as selfish or attention-seeking. So you just sit there and say "It's fine" and keep on going, because it's the only thing you can do.
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nyehs
when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer
frog-president
billclintonsbeemilk
Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.
beyondbeerus
Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah
lesbian-tm
nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.
Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community
actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me
legally-bitchtastic
Also, on a related note, unfollow me if you think being LGBT+ is about celebrating the weird/taboo…
valkiriyas-deactivated20161112
me @ myself: when will u stop giffing hanzo also me: when he stops being so pretty
Arthur, in battle: prepare for trouble
Merlin behind arthur, whispering: make it double
A commission for @cyborgsurprise! Their lovely Sole Survivor and Hancock, enjoying a bit of history.
cyborgsurprise
Is it sacrilege to lounge on an historical artifact while you try to explain the Smoot-Hawley Tariff? Probably, but some days it’s harder to care than others.
mepphy-land
Baby trying to eat hard food for the first time. Listen to his determination!!
PLEASE TURN SOUND ON