DAY 2 OF DINOSAUR DESTRUCTION!
This time, good ol Jimmbob is joining us so we'll have the force of the Getter Gang going in! Exoprimal Open Beta Day 2 is a go!
We'll be starting up around 10:30 PM CDT!
TONIGHT
Pogo and I ( and perhaps some others!) Are dropping back into Bikitoa Island, and those Dinosaurs are gonna be IN FOR IT!
We've only got three days to enjoy the second Exoprimal Open Beta, let's make em count!
See you all in 4 Hours! (10:30 PM CDT)
GOING Live!
TONIGHT
Pogo and I ( and perhaps some others!) Are dropping back into Bikitoa Island, and those Dinosaurs are gonna be IN FOR IT!
We've only got three days to enjoy the second Exoprimal Open Beta, let's make em count!
See you all in 4 Hours! (10:30 PM CDT)
Going Live with Timmy P's Real Brand Mayonnaise!
this format is fucking horrifying
Redraw of that one reposted twitter thread I have since deleted the reblog for (I have never watched the original material) (but this was fun).
this is absolutely fucking pathetic now every single fucking streaming service is gonna start doing this shit. all y'all had to do was not watch Netflix and let it flop for a few months and they would have given up
Y'all still actually watch netflix?
i know it's easier to see a headline and get angry about it online than it is to look into the source, but if we all did a little digging, it's evident that this is misinformation. the source is a blog post from a tech startup that is advertising their data analysis services to other streaming companies. the spike in subscribers (which lasted for two days) occurred over a four day period, of which, only the 26th and 27th of may had above average signups, the previous two days were under 50k signups per day.
what their data (purposely) fails to show is the sharp decline in signups between the 27th of may and the first of june, the day that these features rolled out, because their chart cuts off before the password sharing crackdown even went into effect. their data also does not count the number of cancelled subscriptions, and does not distinguish between free trial sign ups and paid subscription sign ups.
they are trying to make netflix look good to advertise their services. this is marketing, not actual data analysis.
gibbon skeleton
phoneus
hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FITTED TO WHOM
MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
When you stand before God, you cannot say, “But I was told by others to do thus”, or that, “Virtue was not convenient at the time”. This will not suffice. Remember that.
When they're joined by 10 other Humans and you run but they catch up so you run again and they catch up but you're too tired to run
When the humans discover you're actually just a ball of anxiety that's too nervous to breed, but will pack-bond with anything that has enough social understanding, so they start keeping you with mutant wolves they've pack-bonded with thousands of years ago
