welp

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

[ID: first image: pan of what might have been cake or brownies with an unreal surface texture. The surface is completely covered with holes or bumps.

Second image: screen capture with hashtag responses

#i think when you entered the kitchen jesus christ dude

#hm!

#no hate but you made basalt king

#anthill ass cake

#pumice

#?

#imagine posting your food and people have to add trigger warnings

#worm dirt

#i'd say birth

#babes thats a used sponge

#minecraft soul sand

#slime mold

#you went wrong when you gathered magma into a pan

#the rot

#Girl cmon

#volcanic rock

#Iceland moment?

#wasp's nest

#i think your first mistake was creating a rich and healthy layer of topsoil

#what lurks beneath the batter

#Ya got woims

#assfault

#that is dirt from da ground #spores.

#nether rock

#youve made some kind of peat bog or some such thing

#food #< supposedly

#bitch those are the holes from junji ito

#thats from pompeii my friend

#YOU BAKED A CHUNK OF THE ROAD

#topographical map of the battle of verdun

#accidentally created a specimen

#post that on a mycology subreddit

#so the ants attacked :

#surinam toad birth ass brownies

#nice fungus

#look like a fucking crater #mordor brownies

#experience the blasted surface of mercury from the comfort of #surface of the moon your own home

#nice! looks awful!

#mmmm termite nest yum

#those sre those rocks you find in your grandmas shitty frontlawn garden

#what you see when you close your eyes

#huh

#it looks like a soil sample of some kind

#Geology #cool rocks #minerals

#i feel like someone should go to prison for this

#they restore coral reefs with that

#how I imagined quicksand to look as a child

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Customer: I LOVE THE BEACH I LOVE THE RIVER DMV: RIVER BITCH Verdict: DENIED

my streamer

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

I need those without timestamps on to know that these two comments were made eleven days apart

Another ride in the Splash Mountain | Lobotomy Corporation & Library of Ruina

kabru's fake ass backfires on him once again

nothing going on behind those eyes

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

Have some Theresa for no specific reason at all 😭

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

date of origin: 2012

A classic

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

they removed the fucking tubby custard machine

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

🥩The Birth of Venus🥩

This event is a conga line of different people laughing at Ebenholz and asking “does he know?” mockingly and Eben answering “Yes, verdamnt, I do!” but he doesn’t.