One day, for reasons yet unknown, you will be confronted with a little plastic man with a blue nose and a pink wig.

Thank you for the heads up! I will be sure to boop his nose for you!

In a year or two, you will be confronted with a little plastic man with red hair and a yellow nose.

You will remember it forever, for reasons yet unknown.

Shall I make that one a cup of instant ramen?