I love enby aroaces. yall really said I don’t want to have to do with any of that actually

yall said

A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these descriptions floating around on tumblr and felt compelled to add visuals. They are from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.

Happy international asexuality day!

so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS POST but anyway here’s my cat stalking trucks (on the ceiling)

25 hours later and rip my phone battery and i’m thinking i should’ve named my cat plato….or y’know……….at all

response to some common tags on this post:

I miss the comfortable, cluttered home interiors in movies like you could tell people lived there and even if things were tidied they weren't sanitized. Nowadays movie and tv home interiors look like they double as the set for a lysol commercial....like who lives here?? Mr. Clean??

In scream (1996) it's really evident in every home scene that people live there. Things aren't overwhelmingly messy but there are the little messes here and there that build up over time as you rush through your day:

Even here at the desk you can see stacks of books and papers and a soda can, clear evidence of life:

Contrast this with scream 4 (2011), you get absolutely none of the same sense of home and daily life. Every room is styled like architectural digest is due to stop by any moment. The teenagers' bedrooms are carefully placed, with no individuality, and their cars look freshly washed in every scene. Even as syd fights for her life, her surroundings are spotless:

In fact, directly contrasted to the original scream, every kitchen in scream 4 (and there are many) is spotless, with nothing out of place, so much so that jill has to purposefully wreck a lot of kirby's house just to convince people there was a fight there (even though...there was).

This is the kitchen from scream:

And yeah, a lot of that can be blamed on the party, but there's stuff on the counters, and dishes in the sink, like you would find in any normal kitchen on any average day of the week.

Now look at this kitchen in scream 4, supposedly also a normal kitchen, also on an average day of the week:

You cannot convince me someone actually lives there.

@set designers stop forgetting the clutter budget‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣

gonna put this on a tshirt expressly bc if my father’s gonna insult me im gonna make money from it

get it here and aid me in being exceptionally petty

i respond to mockery with monetization

Good news everyone, Society6 has decided to host my pettiness– In several nice variants!  Get it here and fund my desire to buy video games: 

Not pictured: the tshirt and vneck bc the preview wouldn’t load.

My sample TV Wandavision charm arrived! 

RIP Yahoo Answers (June 28, 2005 - May 4, 2021)

I. WAS. NOT. READY🤬🤬🤬

They put Amber in the opening credits and everything 🥺🥺🥺🥺.

BUT this happening brought out dark Williow. I don't care what anyone says, Dark Willow will always be my favorite.

I fucking love this.

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:

you are all sleeping on debbie the ULTIMATE girlboss

your faves could never

WHEN SHE DIED SHE LEFT BEHIND SHOES AND A PAIR OF EXPENSIVE CREDIT CARDS. GIRL POWER!!!!!

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

I hesitated to add on a perfect post, but... For those of you who see yourselves in this problem, there is a solution! Find a historical/relevant anecdote and write a scene that can bookend your essay/paper as your opening hook and conclusion; this can added needed length onto your work while staying on task and generating necessary reader interest/audience engagement that your teachers/professors may be looking for. For example, I wrote my thesis on the French Revolution and fashion. I opened the thesis with a fictionalized account of the true story that one of Marie Antoinette’s attendants rescued a pair of her shoes during the ransacking of Versailles. I closed my thesis with a recounting of how those shoes survived centuries to be auctioned off at Sotherbys in the 2000s for a hefty sum. It allowed me to flex my fiction-writing muscles while also adding length and context to my work. 

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.