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wayneradiotv

i lost the original post that this one comes from but god. this is some of the best text ever typed

emporium

Hi all. Roberd Dobberson, interim director of the Emporium here. As you may know, I'm running the show until Brick gets back from his mountaintop sabbatical. He’s communing with the Pikaman to try and… well, I kinda forgot what he told me he was gonna do there. Sounded important though.

Anyway, seems like you crabs got a good thing going here. But Brick was probably hella distracted these last couple weeks. Dreaming up his big Reactions plan. So there might be some stuff he missed. Spots to tighten up and improve efficiency.

But I’m happy to clean up for Brick. Great guy. He taught me everything I know. And I know a lot of things.

Anyway, most importantly, nothing’s gonna change around here for the customers. The same merch they’ve always known and loved. Selling like hotcakes. Or something that's even better than hotcakes. Hot dogs?

Best, Roberd

femmephantasm

What’s this lame ass shit brug I’m trying to get my pizza on I’m trying to order a large pizza extra large pizza with extra cheese yknow baby you know how hard it is to want a pizza you can’t have it’s fucking tragic I’m in ruins I can’t afford shiddy hamaburgoo let alone fucking uh a nice hot n ready oie I’m not tryna buy no merch on a website where the staff will ban you for pointing out you like Harry Potter or posting images of sand dunes check out my fucking change.org to get me a pissa;

toilet.com

speep

amygdalae

If I post abt the music I'm listening to and even 1 single person listens and enjoys it that's a win to me. I love music so much oh God what is that

🩸🍖🩸woah🥩🫀🩸🫁🫀🫀🩸🥩🩸🩸🦴🩸🫁🫀🦴🩸🫀🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🫀🍖🩸🩸🍖🩸🩸🥩🥩🩸🍖🩸🩸um🫁🩸🫀🥩🩸🦴🩸🩸🍖🩸oh fuck🩸🩸🥩🩸🫁🩸🦴🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🍖🦴🫀🩸🫁🦴🩸🍖🩸🥩🩸🩸🩸🍖🩸🫀🩸🍖🩸🍖🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🩸🍖🩸🦴🩸🩸🦴🩸🫁🩸oh my fucking god🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🍖🥓🩸🩸🥩🍖🥩🫁🩸🥩what is happening🩸🩸🫀🦴🩸

Vengeful Ogre when the penis blaster shows up: oyo

femmephantasm

this is DJ kill yourself here to remind you that nobody will ever truly love you and this next song is going to remind you of that so stomp your feet and take a lot of drugs because if you don’t OD then you’ll have to live with the pain of reality everybody jump and clap your hands because this next one’s bass is so heavy you’re gonna shit yo pants [plays Thunder by imagine dragons]

purplebuuny

IMAGINE DRAGONS???

femmephantasm

Whoa, nya~, nya~

Whoa

ape'm waking up to poop and fart

ape wipe da ape’s brow and ape sweat da ape’s rust

ape'm breathing in the chemicals

ape'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

Whoa

ape'm waking up, ape sell some old cellphones

Enough to make da ape’s systems blow

Welcome to the green mage, to the green mage

Whoa, nya~, nya~, nya~, nya~, whoa, nya~, nya~, nya~, ape'm mayo is a snack, kid, mayo is a snack, kid

ape raise da ape’s flags, don da ape’s clothes

apet's a revolution, ape suppose

We'll paint it red to fit right in

Whoa

ape'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

Whoa

ape'm waking up, ape sell some old cellphones

Enough to make da ape’s systems blow

Welcome to the green mage, to the green mage

Whoa, nya~, nya~, nya~, nya~, whoa, nya~, nya~, nya~, ape'm mayo is a snack, kid, mayo is a snack, kid

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in da ape’s dick and balls, straight from inside

ape'm waking up, ape sell some old cellphones

Enough to make da ape’s systems blow

Welcome to the green mage, to the green mage

Whoa, nya~, nya~, nya~, nya~, whoa, nya~, nya~, nya~, ape'm mayo is a snack, kid, mayo is a snack, kid

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Alexander Junior Grant / Benjamin Arthur McKee / Daniel Coulter Reynolds / Daniel Wayne Sermon / Joshua Francis Mosser

Radioactive lyrics © Bluewater Music Corp., O/B/O Capasso, Universal Music Publishing Group

give my wife Reese’s pieces

This is my DS port

The voices said empty and hollow and thud by the way. If you even care.

HELP!!! IM BEING FUCKING SPAMMED FOLLOWED BY BOT ACCOUNTS!!!!

hungwy

*kicks your carcass* OMMGGG *kicks it again* EWWW

tasteofyourblood

i glitterfied the gore pics

this is DJ kill yourself here to remind you that nobody will ever truly love you and this next song is going to remind you of that so stomp your feet and take a lot of drugs because if you don’t OD then you’ll have to live with the pain of reality everybody jump and clap your hands because this next one’s bass is so heavy you’re gonna shit yo pants [plays Thunder by imagine dragons]