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your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)
Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are
the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware
listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”
I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers
Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is
KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it
I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker
essence of ronald reagan
going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.
I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO
so after the revelation that Taylor Swift’s private jet is the highest carbon dioxide emitter of any celebrity, she’ll still trend at number 1 two weeks later because she announced a new album and everyone conveniently forgot about the environment thing. we really learned fucking nothing huh.
what would you do if you found out you were illegally cloned and you had genetic identicals living all over the world, living radically different, cooler lives
oh i would kill them for sure. due to my jealousy and what not
system of a clown haha
and their hit song "chop silly" lol
i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me
It's not even Halloween yet
World Heritage Post
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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They got her back in the middle of the turn up
Renaissance painting energy
