This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times 

Black women something amazing

Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no.

OK true story from one of my professors:

She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right?

Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR.

Fucking men. Seriously.

YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING BLACK WOMEN ARE JUST SUPERHEROES

This is one of the best uses of the internet I have ever seen

If you are having a bad day, please unmute.

(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)

“Banana!”

* day is fixed* 

ok. i super needed this.

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.

I love this

Omg

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

this post is so american I don’t even know what half of these things are

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

He looks so proud of it

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

MY KIND OF DAD

Cursing in english vs. in español.

Vine by La catrachigringa

Still one of my fave vines. Glad it has resurfaced.

Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance

Holy fuck watch this

what a great halloween costume

These things women hear in a lifetime that men just don’t - Watch more in the full video

How to get out stains using other things

TO SAVE A LIFE

Retro Game Room Version 2 I needed to patch the walls and paint, so I thought I might as well change it all up.

23 different consoles and handhelds, about 450 old games. Framemeister xrgb-mini upscaler so it doesn’t look bad on a new tv, handmade custom MAME cabinet, and a fuzzy chair and fuzzy carpet :)

A lot of work, and a lifetime of collecting!

And no girlfriend

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

Reblogging for that gif

me and jazz’s reaction to being show this awful page from a health guide in gym

i cant even BELIEVE this was a sheet i had to fill out

ah yes, good to know sexism is alive and well in public schools