:p

today we listen to rock all day

he was so angelic perfect amd beautiful here like a tulip preserved in new frost

he looks like a prototype android with a yet unfinished body

does anyone have that *grabs your dick* system shock post? 

no, also why did you grab my dick

me when i see a

when i see a afucking

Wouldn’t that be great to be outside? (Red guy’s imagination)

Listen I will fully admit I love to be a hater BUT i also love to be an enthusiast. I love to have strong opinions actually both in saying something sucks and in something rules AND in something does both simultaneously.

*6 hours spent working on my new summoning circle* *looks down* *angles my head slightly* *walks to a different corner of the room* oh, for… that’s an oval. this is supposed to be a circle. god dammit. godfuckingdammit. why didn’t i just buy a fucking drawing compass

the demon appears but he’s all lopsided and starts cursing me out

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

the second moot and oomf and noomf become part of the tumblr lexicon i’m jumping ship to linkedin or smth

@gayarsonist I can’t unhear it now

The puglike twitter users vs the normal dog without hyper breed specific ailments tumblr user

We did lose most of our punctuation during the domestication process though

Maybe yeah but at least we

Don't have to talk like this

On a platform that has somehow become

A major site of national and international politics and a shitty hub of society

i will take lost punctuation over that any fuckin day

#the lost punctuation was a CHOICE.#a collectively unconscious choice#but a choice 

It was a runon effect of an aesthetic forced upon us by how the tagging system works and you know it.

just saw a billboard where all you could see was "yippee here's"

drove by it again