Royal Poisoner

post my angel of discourse. post for me!!!

(In a piercing soprano) Horror movies are unethical because the characters are forced to be scared!

ive been to a lot of protests in my life and a thing that a lot of people dont understand is that a protest is a threat. its a large group of people saying “we are being nice now, but you must understand that if we stop being nice we have the power to cause you Problems”.

so everyone saying that protests have to be more polite or follow accepted rules is missing the entire point. the point of a protest is not to say “we disagree with you”, they already know that. the point of a protest is to make it clear that if they continue to do things you disagree with, you will burn down their house.

now this wont stop them because theyre stupid and arrogant and believe themselves to be beyond consequence. so here’s the really important thing and that’s that after they do it anyway, you have to burn down their house

i know you're not suppose to say "male characters tend to be more popular because female characters tend to be underwritten/given more boring safe personalities/be the "girl" character" because people who say they are usually the one's who are able to be interested in extremely bland male characters. but i think there is something to be say about how character designers have absolutely no limits with what they can do with male characters but the second you add "also they're a woman" suddenly they aren't allowed to make them too fat or too funny or too creepy or given any personally traits that might make than not sexy/unthreatening in a very narrow way and it's extremely tiring lol.

this image is evergreen

"Yes, yes, I know how capitalism works."

Rat (longingly)

Rat (longly)

oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well

sorry I'm so sorry this is the funniest thing that has EVER happened

our homegrown tumblr gaylors are also going through it btw

you have to dig a hole in your living room, for easy access to the labyrinthine cave systems below rich with valuable minerals and skeletons who hate you. minecraft has taught me this much

I thought this was about living in Paris.

same thing basically

felt like compiling some b roll of this guy working on paintings, some interesting expressions.

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

bro biffed it

The bestest friends

good bones by maggie smith saturday . give it up for good bones by maggie smith saturday

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"

never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

it's so funny when it affects you long-term

lmao it's irrevocable

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gameboy!?

This was very fun to do but surprisingly hard lol

Wow! Thank y'all so much for the love! I made Charizard and Blastoise too since everyone liked Venusaur so much aha I don't know if I'll do anymore but maybe later I can give some others a shot

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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@theoutcastrogue

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him