beat the shit out of his son
never paid taxes
to the state dum dum
you deadass?
He fed a living child to his vampire wives da fac
kids who were forced to be catholic and go to private school culture is being obsessed with biblical and catholic imagery even though youre not religious anymore
me: fuck catholicism it ruined my life
a piece of clothing: is gold and has jesus on it or something
me:
UM IM STILL CATHOLIC BUT THATS A FAT MOOD
so you just gon bring me a comment saying big mood but youre still catholic on my anticatholicism post about being anticatholic with a comment saying youre catholic on my anticatholic post with a catholic comment
what a deal!
the fourth person to call 615-332-4570:
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
feel free to add more!
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
Deep.
THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP
Agreed ^^
Cause even the stars they burn Some even fall to the earth We’ve got a lot to learn God knows we’re worth it No, I won’t give up
(via bpdlils)
my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens
Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.
A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.
“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.
His face lit up.
“But you have to buy it yourself.”
I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.
This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.
what the hell is this
this is a good hack and youre all cowards
im convinced this music has some sort of mind control frequency hidden in it.
but can i jack off with it
Deep.
THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP
Agreed ^^
why have we stopped wearing cloaks and capes. this is ridiculous. the human race is a failure
The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.
W. O. W.
This feels invasive
Ur so right asfhkflshkms
This was deadass cute though 😂
