Girlfriend was a bit too hyped about he Switch reveal. To keep her grounded, I had her hold the “reminder” box.
The reminder box
2017 is the year of being a little selfish… not being insensitive to the needs of your friends, but putting your own first… 2017 is the year of making sure you’ve secured your oxygen mask before helping others
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
Fuck her so good, she forget all her problems.
this was so iconic
this was so cute
Faith in humanity: SLIGHTLY restored
sis... your education, career, and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you
yup.
no offense but i need everyone to stop saying that “we survived” bad presidents before. like, i get it, the country has weathered people like andrew jackson and ronald reagan and will probably weather trump. but when you say “we survived” andrew jackson? tell that to the 4000 (of 16000) cherokee who died on the trail of tears. “we survived” ronald reagan? tell that to the 650,000 americans who have died of aids– a national health crisis which reagan refused to even recognize?
you know who “survived” presidents like trump? people who never had to be afraid of them in the first place.
You have permission to eat even if...
- you haven’t exercised
- you ate too much yesterday
- you ate too much today
- you don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
- you have gained weight
- feel like you don’t deserve it
You do not have to be black to stand for black people.
no matter what happens, you are heard
my dude Bernie still going hard

