random shit

i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

game devs take note

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

she recruited them to her party

I haven't seen this in years, man this brings back good memories.

Part time seeing eye flower and part time asshole

@devichonee

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

All the time

You guys have no idea how much of an emotional roller coaster I’m in right now

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

So satisfying

omg…this just made me …excited

doing a collab with a really good artist like:

Omg literally my life

when u finally nail the high note - more vines

We have to destroy vine

Raptor screeing at its fullest

Where ya goin bitch

so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

marry him

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

I SHOULD OH GOD

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

is this allowed

Finally got around to playing Undertale.  Undyne was a really neat character that seemed ripe for a more realistic adaptation.  This may or may not serve as concepts for a further illustration. I designed her armor with a shell motif, because its her thorny shell that belies a more friendly interior.