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I want a simple life. I want to get up late, drink tea, and read old books. I also want a spaceship and a pet dragon. 

WHO is he someone please TELL me who this Boy is

That’s Bone Bone the cat!

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you bone bone

I don’t have the energy for the gun debate. Imaginary scenarios where a large group of people might need guns for this or that street war are puerile fantasies, every industrialized nation in the world has little to no guns and aren’t police states, everyone knows this and nobody cares.

i just saw a post that redid POTUS as SCROTUS which stands for “so called ruler of the united states” and i wanted to let you all know that’s how i will exclusively refer to trump henceforth

by Sasha Haritonova

— Chuck Palahniuk (via quotemadness)

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

Careful or we will get impeached too

This has to be some sort of attempt at satire, right?

“Imagine if people had been going ‘don’t fight hate with hate’ back when Hitler was around.”

Fam…let me tell you bout Poland.

Let me tell you about how the entire rest of Europe sat ack and watched the invasion of Poland because they thought it would be “improper” to send military aid. How they were unwilling to enforce the treaties that Germany was breaking, because that would make them “just as bad.” They sat back and wrote strongly worded letters while fascists grew in power because they didn’t want to dirty their hands. They thought reasonable discussion and politics would be enough to stop a fascist dictator from rising to power.

Spoiler alert: it wasn’t enough.

like yes, people literally did try that argument then too. 

Everywhere there’s fascists there are fascist apologists hiding under the guise of pacifism, ready to enable their shit and demonize resistance. 

Fun fact: people in Poland are still upset about that.

— Terry Pratchett, Sourcery (via coral)

I always thought that Google’s informal motto being “don’t be evil” was about as comforting as a coworker having a sign at his cubicle reminding him not to snap and murder everyone in the building. 

As it turns out, watching the coworker remove the sign is even more ominous.

Doing this as a bonus on my final.

I will remember this for future tests. 

Judges?

via weheartit

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