Now that we’re halfway through May, I feel like it’s the right time to ask: WHAT Pride parade are all of you whiners going to that everyone has their dick out and is doing pet play on the main road and impressionable children are being harmed and the fabric of society is being rent?
I need NAMES and ADDRESSES and TIMES of these parades so that I can get railed by two guys wearing harnesses in front of a Pinkberry and an unattended middle schooler. I’m an American, aren’t I?
Another May, another rash of dorks insisting they saw backsack and foreskin and hardcore kink being performed at Pride in broad daylight while children looked on in previous years with NO citations whatsoever.
Give me a CITY. Give me COORDINATES. I WANT TO BUY PLANE TICKETS. I STILL HAVE TIME. I HAVE IDEAS.
imagine if your twink boyfriend had a horrible little hairless pet who could talk but it called you fat all the time and tried to break you up out of sheer malice but your bf is just sooooo sweet and has just been through so much so you want to kill that hateful creature with a stick but that would make him sooo sad so you have to be nice about it. that's what samwise gamgee went thru
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
catgirl-bimbo
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!
Fire
dude my house
What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.
This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap
don’t objectify him
sexualize him further
there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to
it’s been a very long time since i’ve done some painting without any inking but was thinking about the gay pirates again and felt inspired :)
no but truly nothing really compares to our years-long hatred of the motherfuckers in charge of this place, no matter who it is currently holding onto this loss-making, value-depreciating pile of code held together by spit and existential dread.
the minute you go outside your little follower circle you immediately hate everyone you come across, but every once in a while, like clockwork, like history repeating, like a faith prophecy foretold and written into the earth and the stones, we show in unison how absolutely hogshit feral we are as a userbase and yell bloody murder at the latest dumbass executive decision. this hellsite will go down in flames before it makes money if we have to throw the first molotov cocktail ourselves.
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I have no idea what supernatural is (yet) but here is a brief summary of today's chaos from my opinion
As OP I didn't expect this get so many notes but since it did I am tagging everyone whose posts I used
@nightandwine @imapala67-aka-baby @yourfinalbow @kaiacoded @whelvenwings @drop-of-infinity @you-cant-spell-subtext-without @bisexuallyloki @johnfkennedaddy @j2falloutconfirmed @psychicmarymagdalene @nicollekidman @ifyoulovemeletmebinge @beingforcedtolivebadwriting
(I am sorry I do not know who made the memes as my friend sent me cropped screenshots only.... if they are you let me know I'll credit you)
Sorry everyone who follows me who ISNT a supernatural fan but this show is a toilet that refuses to flush
“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand
“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)
hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice
Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener
I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song
Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.
Sleeper cell Sherlock fandom this is a post for you