No commercial has yet to top this

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

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today’s orc of the day is: You

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meow

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

Max tells me some soft and gentle things.

i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

blink-182 // First Date

Why Did They Come?

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

oh to be a mouse with a sardine tin for a bed

Meowdy howdy

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too