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I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it
Believing the gender binary is stupid horseshit doesn’t require me to change my gender actually
Yeaheyah you get it. Not trans but i believe in their beliefs. Sometimes i remember people form gender complexes around what alcoholic beverages or colors they like and i just wonder how they’re not fucking exhausted from keeping up this stupid fucking horseshit. Just do whatever you want forever
@nimagine i know u reblogged this from me but ur so correct 🙏 get peer reviewed
it’s new
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noopy btw. you care
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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
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“Oh, that’s pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-”
Witchcraft
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baddie + actual mole
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Anonymous asked:
So uuuh, I think I've read somewhere that you like the derrick man (right?) aaaand I was wondering if you'd like to share some headcanons about him, if you have any! :DDD
I DO ANON, I DO..... He's probably my second favorite of the manager cogs... his boring charm has captivated me... but that doesn't mean there's some interesting things I've picked up on through his dialogue :^]
Here's a few headcanons I have for him!
• William is kind of a loser, straight up. He’s not only the smallest manager, but also the weakest - even Buck has twice his health. Toons would hold him upside down and shake the lunch money out of him if they could. Literally the bottom of the COGS Inc managerial corporate ladder, and I think that thought gets to him sometimes. He takes his job seriously in the hopes that it’ll eventually be recognized.
• Despite the fact he's dripping oil 24/7, I think he tries to stay tidy. He takes pride in his work... can't be turning in stained papers, you know?
• Speaking of, it's mentioned that higher-ranking Cogs are made of better, stronger materials. I do think that's a big reason William looks the way he does... bro is literally falling apart at the seams. He is NOT built particularly well 😔
• Some of his dialogue is really interesting to me, it seems to imply there’s a part of him, maybe under different circumstances, he’d be willing to be friends. I think there’s more to him than his grumpy facade…
• I'm a William and Rain friendship truther <:) I think they have an enemies to reluctant frenenimes deal. Their dialogue implies they’ve known each other for awhile… I like to think about them slowly understanding each other over time.
• I think he has a pen collection. <3 It may seem boring to everyone else but he would be excited to talk about it if given the chance.
the pen thing is def a thing
he literally says it’s fun getting free pens signing up for bank accounts
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Unpopular Opinion.
This is not meant to spark controversy or any war as i'm here to do no harm.
Here comes my unpopular Toontown opinion.
I shipped Prethinker(Brian) with Rainmaker(Misty Monsoon) while I shipped Chainsaw Consultant(Chip Revvington) with Witch Hunter(Prester Virgil).
And Ofc, The most very unpopular one? I shipped Mouthpiece(Belle Dama) with Featherbedder(Tawney C. Esta).
I'm so sorry.
rarepairs
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Anonymous asked:
Draw Rainmaker
I wonder what she's dreaming about...
willy
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TAYLOR SWIFT vs HATSUNE MIKU
AND HERE COMES MIKU WITH THE CHAIRRRR!!!!
get miku
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there is indeed a cat
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“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
literally an ipad baby
(@hazelsmazecave)
i was legitimately like this
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white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother
worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics
a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️
the first man made centipede: kill me again
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digitallyimpaired-deactivated20
i gave up on this goodbye everyone
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@smol–jelly I can’t-
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THE WIND UP
IT DROPS DOWN, LINES IT UP, AND HAULS BACK AND *tiny smork noise*
this is literally a live action looney toon lol
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Seeing the most mindblowing soul sucking beautifully rendered art and being blown away but checking to see if theyre the artists ocs first and if you can read more about them & its Southpark characters
the time I saw these really cool looking characters in Tumblr and I was like “oh are these from chainsaw man?” no they were humanized Shark Tale characters
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I never personify as many inanimate objects at once as I do while watching marble league.
the ultimate personification
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hi bob