please can someone tell me why people sometimes screenshot posts and put them underwater
To the ocean with you
NO PLEASE I CANT SWIM
No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.
I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘died and came back different’ thing?
No, I’m talking about the mundane horror of existing as a human being.
genuinely unironically god bless our fucking troops
I'm not an expert, I know nothing about ornithology or biology or zoology or wildlife science or animal behaviours or animal intelligence, but sometimes I think about the fact that birdwatchers in Toronto observed a raven learn how to mimic crow calls, make a nest with a crow and raise a pair of crow-raven hybrids the birdwatchers referred to as cravens and I just think. That's gotta be love, baby.
Man learned a foreign language to woo his small wife, you gotta respect that
I cancelled them. I cancelled them all. They're cancelled, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I called them out like animals.
they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
pruane2
There was really no winning that one
"what if you had a mutual aid network that occasionally told interdimensional monsters to fuck off": Discworld witches as a concept
“Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads, they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.”
— Jingo, Terry Pratchett
i think one of my favourite things about the Ankh-Morpork City Watch books is that "The Crime is not The Crime."
Feet of Clay opens with a murder, but the Crime is the repression of sentient beings.
Jingo opens with an attempted assassination, but the Crime is conspiracy to commit mass murder (also known as war.)
Thud! opens with a conspiracy AND a murder, but the Crime is the the perpetuation of bigotry.
Night Watch opens with a murder, but the Crime is... well at that point the Crime is the injustice of the city.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I mean... they don't talk about Nobby's species much. Congratulations on your poker faces, you two.
Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*
Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.
THAT'S ALLOWED?
A thing I've really grown to appreciate when writing Discworld stuff, is how the style's designed for you to mash together a random shower thought, a cool fact you know and the most obnoxious pun you could think of, and then just plop it straight into the middle of whatever actual plot you're going thru AND you also get to call it worldbuilding.
How Not to Read Terry Pratchett's Discworld Novels
With the very exciting fantasy books poll bracket going on Discworld and how to read it is in the zeitgeist again. I figured I would take a crack at adding to this important topic with a guide drawn from my own chaotic mess of a reading journey:
- Learn that Terry Pratchett is a fantasy author that several people whose reading taste you admire enjoy. He apparently blends comedy, good plotting, and a world that is both grounded and satirical and you're a big fan of all those things.
- Fabulous! Decide to read some of his work.
- Go to your local library. Love a good library. You're new to the area, so you're also exploring the library for the first time, too.
- You have found Terry Pratchett! Points to you! Pull a book off the shelf at random. It's called The Dark Side of the Sun.
- Start reading. Realize that this feels more like sci-fi than fantasy. Sigh in smug superiority about people who get the two confused.
- Realize about halfway through that this is not, in fact, a Discworld book.
- Nobody warned you the guy wrote other things!
- It's still good, tho. Maybe a little rough but this was an older book and the author clearly has potential. Let's try again.
- Review his works. The vast majority are Discworld. You are highly unlikely to grab another non-Discworld book. Go back to the Terry Pratchett section of the library.
- Oh hey he wrote a book with Neil Gaiman! You've hears of that guy!
- Grab Good Omens off the shelf.
- Take it home, realize, much sooner, that this is also not a Discworld book. Still enjoy yourself thoroughly. You should read more of this Gaiman dude, too.
- But okay. For real this time. Go back to the library and don't leave without *CONFIRMING* you have a Discworld book this time.
- Grab a book. Look at the cover. Read the back Discworld! Ha HA! You've done it!
- It's called Thud.
- You are utterly gripped by a story of a man wrestling with himself, his growing child, the political tensions of a city and extremism that echoes reality beautifully while still being entirely true to itself. It's a story of responsibility and love and building communities and Fantasy Chess. You are driven nearly to tears by the sentence *WHERE IS MY COW?*
- You emerge from the book fundamentally changed as a person, and finally understanding what all the fuss is about. You are now a Terry Pratchett reader for life.
- You realize Thud was in the middle of a series. That was a part of another series. That explains why there was a feeling that you were supposed to know some of these people already.
- You finally find one of those flowcharts and figure out a more sensible reading order.
I always sort of laugh when people ask where to start reading Discworld, because Thud would be first on absolutely nobody's sensible Terry Pratchett reading order. I'm still tempted to recommend it though!
(My actual advice: Going Postal if you love con men being stuck doing the right thing, Wee Free Men if you like YA and smart angry girls owning their own power, Guards! Guards! *and* Men at Arms if you like crime shows with heart and are okay giving earlier work a try (the quality gets better and better, but I think it needs at least two books to get you into it), and Monstrous Regiment if you like gender and queer feelings, anti-war books told in the middle of a war, and/or would prefer a stand alone novel...and, you know, Thud if you want a great read and don't mind some chaos.)